Wow. Well, my first instinct when I saw this picture was “Oh! F-cking gross!” and then the initial repulsion melted away and morphed into confusion, and I then thought, “Who the hell is this?” But then I read the photo’s caption and it all came back to me. I was “Lost” for awhile, but like an alcoholic, emerging from the shadows of the foggy night before—only to find out that you’ve been charged with another DUI—it hit me. I knew who this weird-looking fool was.

The actor in question is playing a role in an upcoming movie called ‘Alex Cross’, where his character is a cage fighter. And also a killer. The movie stars Tyler Perry as Dr. Alex Cross, and a whole bunch of other folks who don’t have much else going on, save for this movie.

The film comes out later this year.

Jump in to find out!

(more…)

Can you guys figure out who this is just by the condition of girlfriend’s nail beds? Because I think even if I didn’t know who it ultimately was, I probably could have guessed. I think the only thing that would make it more obvious is if there was a Marlboro Light clutched between her fingers.

Jump in to find out who those bloodied nails belong to!

(more…)

So I guess if you guys are really hardcore followers of this lovely—and newly single—lady, then you’ll probably recognize her off the bat. While I think she’s pretty hot, and she’s got an … um, let’s say ‘interesting’ personality, I had a hard time figuring out who it was when I first saw the picture. Here’s another, from a different angle:

Any ideas yet? This lady looks so different without her customary face on that she’s almost unrecognizable (still beautiful, yes, but unrecognizable).

Hint? I’ll bet if you saw photos of her nipples, you’d guess her right away.

Jump in to find out who it is!

(more…)

This photo was snapped by our friends at OMGBlog, live the other night on a leading reality show’s finale, where it showed a female performer wearing … I don’t know. Tightly-wound strips of plastic wrap and maybe some Christmas tree tinsel.

Jump in to find out who it is—if you don’t already know!

(more…)

Here’s the caption:

“Wow! Check out this picture from 1992. One of my very first photo shoots.This is my original hair color!”

Wow, dude. This was almost even before airbrushing photos was a thing, right?

Here’s a few hints to get you on your way:

—She’s probably one of the world’s most eligible bachelorettes these days.
—You either love her or you hate her.
—She was once majorly dissed by Karl Lagerfeld, but he’s a bitch twice-removed, so it’s not all that surprising.

Jump in to find out who the model is!

(more…)

Ever wanted to know what probably *slaps Fergie in the face on the regular as she tries to be sexy and pull stunts in the bedroom? Because now you do. And I’ve gone ahead and ruined the whole “guessing” part of this game, because I’ve given it away. The exposed balls belong to Josh Duhamel, and now that they’re out there, and I’ve posted them for the world to see, I’m wondering if it violates some kind of law, because I don’t quite know how old Josh Duhamel is in that picture. He better be eighteen, that’s all I’m saying.

I’m sorry I don’t have a current photo of Josh Duhamel’s balls, but I’m not sure they’re something we’d want to see after all these years of porking Fergie, anyhow, so for the sake of playing mix and match with face and balls (his face and his balls, not her face and his balls, even though they probably don’t look that much different anyway), here’s a photo of Josh Duhamel in case the balls mesmerized you so hard that you couldn’t remember what he looked like:

Cute, right? Nah, not really. I’m not—what would you say—”into” Josh Duhamel. I don’t quite get him. I sort of think he’s a tool, and I suppose that’s probably why I went ahead and posted photos of his tiny little balls hanging out of his tiny little gym shorts, because if it were an actor I, say, respected—like Ryan Gosling—oh. Right. You’re absolutely right. I’d do it then, too.

Last, this guy is sort of universally detested in this household (OK, by me and my husband, anyway; my kids don’t know who he is and aren’t allowed to say h-a-t-e anyway) so much so that he goes by the name Josh Douche-camel. Because man. It’s so fitting in so many ways.

Nice gonads, dude.

*Do you know what we used to call that last week when we were kids? A FRAPPER. You heard it first here: a FRAPPER.