So Katy Perry and Kanye West performed their latest single on American Idol last night, and as I’ve probably said before, I haven’t watched a single episode this year. However? My mom called me in the middle of this performance and asked me who the hell these weird-ass people were, lip-syncing and trudging all over the stage, singing about aliens – and I just KNEW that she was talking about Katy and Kanye.
As for my mom, I’m not sure if she understood what was really happening on stage, and maybe she liked it on the whole, but I also sometimes wonder if I’m not adopted. See, my mom’s a big Lady Gaga fan, and I KNOW that shit didn’t get passed down to me.