I know a lot of you hardcore Gaga fans are probably just fucking squeeing with a hard on-like delight over her dramatic pose with Maleficent* at Disney World, but to me, this is just continual confirmation that Lady Gaga is a twat. She tries to be all edgy and cool, and anyone else posing for this photo would probably be way cute and fun, but not her. Nope. You know why? Because everything Gaga does is for show. Everything she does is to encourage you to say ‘Man, she’s just COOL.’ And to me? There’s nothing less cool about someone who tries so damned hard to be cool. Maleficent? Well, she almost covered up that fact, but things are what they are, you guys, no matter how many fabulously evil Disney queens are brought into the mix.
*Totally not Maleficent, thanks readers. I was more of an Aladdin and Lion King fan anyway, and there’s definitely no mixing up Scar and Jafar in those flicks.