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evilbeetdouche on Aubrey O’Day Debuts a New Figure at Fashion Week:
“Her ass looks like a black plastic garbage back stuffed with bullfrogs and matzo balls.”

Midwest Chick on Caption This: Justin Bieber Snows Rihanna His Cool New App or Whatever:
“I was gonna say something similar, too. I was thinking he was saying ‘look how big my d*ck looks since I don’t have any pubes yet!'”

AC on Bar Refaeli for Elle:
“I think what’s disturbing you is the dead eyes and mouth breathing in EVERY SHOT.”

blasted1 on Guess Who: Which Celebrity Wife Has Let Herself Go?:
“She’s obviously a lady who most definitely did not sign a pre-nup.”

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