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Dammit. I totally forgot about girlfriend when I was making my list of Hottest Women EVER yesterday, because she’d definitely be on there. However, in spite of the fact that she’s amazingly gorgeous, I have to admit – there’s really nothing all that special about this Elle photo shoot. She’s beautiful, but in these pics, she’s kind of non-descript. (I’m waiting for the roof to fall in as we speak for referring to BAR REFAELI as NON-DESCRIPT. Give me a minute to reconfigure.)
Regardless. Even if this chick had thirteen toes split between two feet and bunions growing from her armpits, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, that’s for damn sure, non-descript or not.
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I think what’s disturbing you is the dead eyes and mouth breathing in EVERY SHOT.
You might have a point there.
Um, I thought that was Robin Wright with anti-aging photoshop.