But come on. Who wouldn’t cry if they were told to not pass
blow go, not collect $200, and go directly (OK, in a couple weeks, anyway) to jail?
We have an exclusive video of Lindsay’s plea to judge Marsha Revel, but as you’re all aware, it was rendered fruitless.
I’m definitely with Beet on this one; I love Lindsay. I want nothing more for her than to do this jail thing, serve even the majority of the time, and come out to kick ass in fixing her life. I want a Mean Girls redux, another “album,” and more (sober) wacked-out family drama involving America’s Favorite Asshat, Michael Lohan. I want the real Linds to re-emerge after the dust settles. I want her to leave her fragile, broken shell of an existence in the antiseptic prison cells that she’ll call “home” for a period of time, and I want her never to turn back.
This is it, Lindsay. This is finally your chance to straighten the fuck up. I’m not gonna lie — I’m rather amused by the photos and coverage that your ass is getting, because drama is so delish, but hey. The only one who’s going to fix this for you is you. Jail kind of did wonders for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, so once again, follow others’ footsteps. This time it might actually do you some good.
I’ll pulling for you too, girl, so don’t be crazy in between now and July 20th. Check on into LA’s famed hoosegow, and let its lime green walls soothe your broken spirit.