Focus on the War Itself, Troops, Not the Effects of Biological Warfare
May 28, 2010 at 08:45 am by Sarah

photo of paris hilton appearing at the uso event in new york city

Read: Parasite Hilton.

She was supposedly asked to appear at this week’s USO event in New York City, “Swinging Salute to Our Troops,” but she only showed up because she thought the event was “Swingers in Support of Troops.” Mistake, anyone can make it, really, but she’s single now so all options are wide, wide open.

So … since she was already there, she decided to suck it up (no pun intended) and make the best of it, while hamming it up for cameras (real ones and imaginary ones, too, or maybe that’s just her wonk-eye throwing us all off) and servicemen.

[Take a moment to listen to the ambient noise of a dozen bored crickets.]

Come on. Even the guy to the right is thinking, ‘What the fuck is your problem, lady?’ Get off it, Paris. You’re so over. Go back to begging Doug Reinhardt to take your STD-swarming ass back. You might have more luck.

Check out the gallery for more photos of Paris making an ass out of herself.

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9 Responses to “Focus on the War Itself, Troops, Not the Effects of Biological Warfare”

  1. bondbabe says:
    May 28, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Ahhh, the Wonker; always surrounded by “seamen.”

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  2. Anonymous says:
    May 28, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Her legs are an entirely different color than her face.

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  3. Good Lord says:
    May 28, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    The Marine is protecting his cock with both hands. The only thing worse than an Iraq I.E.D is a Hilton S.T.D.

    Reply
  4. evilbeetdouche says:
    May 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Paris Hilton is serving her cuntry in her on special way.

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  5. Marcella Ruas says:
    May 28, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    she looks surprisingly good here

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