Girls, you know you’ve all done it. Dude broke up with your ass, you felt all busted up inside and went on a bender flaunting your hot bod for all to see. Inside you kind of hoped that said ex would be seething with jealousy and inside you knew that you’d (probably) take him back in a heartbeat if he even hinted at it.
Well, my lady Kim Kardashian’s in Phase III of the breakup stage. Phase I consists of denial, Phase II is the eat-yourself-sick (or drink-yourself-hospitalized) week and Phase III is showing off your gorgeousness in every way you can, hoping like hell that Phase II’s calories didn’t wreck the shit.
Kim’s looking superb these days and by “superb” I mean she “hasn’t been photographed wearing anything else but a bikini” which, again, is synonymous with superb. Hope you’re feeling in the pink, Kim — you’re sure looking it!
Oh, and you’re welcome.