Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Wants Her Very Own Sitcom!

A photo of Kim Kardashian From the New York Post: Kim Kardashian wants to branch out from reality TV to become a sitcom star. The ample-bottomed beauty is in the early stages of developing her own scripted half-hour comedy series, sources say, in addition to having just extended her family’s deal with E! Entertainment for three more seasons of their namesake hit, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” “Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress,” says a source. “She really wants to...

Now Kim and Kanye Are Talking About Marriage

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Just last week, we heard that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were thinking about having babies together since they'd both be such great parents. The rumor this week is that Kim and Kanye are very, very serious, and they're discussing marriage. Am I the only one who remembers that Kim is still married? Really, has everyone else already forgotten that? From Us Weekly: Kimye's on the fast track! Just one month after going public with their romance, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "ve...

These Are My New Favorite Pictures of Kim and Kanye

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West I am dying over here, you guys. I love these pictures with all my heart. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are, of course, the greatest couple of our generation, a love story to beat all love stories, but these pictures? They're in a whole different universe of awesome. Look at Kanye's tongue hanging out of his mouth! Look at his blank expression as he goes to adjust his balls! Things like this make me legitimately wonder if Kanye West is a human being or some other life form entirely. I do...

Kim Kardashian Has A Lot of Really Important Things to Say

A photo of Kim Kardashian Here recently, Kim Kardashian did an interview all about Twitter and being a presence on the internet. Seriously, that's what the whole thing is about. And to be fair, Khloe was a big part of the interview as well, but, being the best Kardashian, the things she said were actually understandable ("I've never had a Google alert; I think they are so toxic"). Kim's quotes, however, just made me laugh and laugh. Let's check some of those quotes out, all right? On Google alerts: I used to [hav...

Kim Kardashian And Kanye Are Already Talking About Babies

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Sure, Kim and Kanye have only been dating for a few weeks. And sure, Kim is technically still married. And sure, this whole thing is probably just a publicity stunt for two of the biggest fame whores I can think of. But none of that means that they can't be considering having children together: Their romance may only be three weeks old, but Kimye is already talking babies! Will Kim get pregnant before her sister Khloe? Kim Kardashian and  Kanye West both have babies on the brain, and she thinks he would make a great father! Apparently ...

Great News: We Get At Least Three More Seasons of The Kardashians!

A photo of Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kris Jenner, and Kim Kardashian I know, I was worried too. I was biting my nails, sitting on the edge of my seat, and doing all those other things that nervous people do, wondering "when will my sacred view into the lives of the Kardashians be ripped away from me? When will I not have that glimpse into the the perfect life that I cherish so much?" I was right in the middle of giving myself an ulcer when boom, this story came out. The Kardashians just signed a deal for three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians....

Kim Kardashian Is Running for Mayor

A photo of Kim Kardashian It's true: if you live in Los Angeles, specifically Glendale, then it might be time to pack up and find a new neighborhood, because in about five years' time, Kim Kardashian is going to attempt to run your town. From E! Online: Seeing how Kim Kardashian has pretty much done it all, what's left? Well, if the E! reality star has her way, she may someday be entering the political arena! Yep. You read that right. In the above bonus clip from Khloé & Lamar (airing Sundays at 10...

Janice Dickinson Still Hates Kim Kardashian

A photo of Janice Dickinson And boy, does she really, really hate her. Do you remember back in December when I told you guys what Janice Dickinson had to say about Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton? It was pretty rough: “Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are. That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.” Janice here really isn't afraid to say whatever comes to mind, is she? It's sort of refreshing, or at least it is when you'r...

Let’s Kick The Day Off With Some Cleavage!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Kim Kardashian I ask you, is there any better way to start the day off than by checking out some titties? I sincerely doubt it. In this crazy world where so often up is down and wrong is right, there are but a small handful of things that are pure and good. These things include chocolate covered strawberries, kisses from kittens, the artwork of Lisa Frank, and, yes, titties. If I could, I would send you all delicious desserts and precious baby animals and glittery masterpieces, but I can't. However, I can, and I w...

Look, It’s Another Kardashian Ad!

A photo of Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian It's an ad for the new Kardashian Kollection swimwear collection, and unlike that lingerie ad, this one hasn't been Photoshopped at all! Oh goodness, you guys, I can't keep that up all the way throughout this whole story: the Kardashians are Photoshopped. There, I said it. They've been ridiculously Photoshopped. Just look at Khloe and her torso. Do you see her waist? Or rather, her lack of one? I'm not calling her fat, because she's not, I'm just saying that I'm pretty sure her waist measureme...

Kim Kardashian Is Super Upset About The Whole Flour Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian Last week, Kim Kardashian was flour bombed. She was attending an event and someone crept up behind her and threw a big ol' handful of flour at her back. At the time, Kim just laughed it off, but not anymore. No, because now, she's very upset and she would like to press charges for the devastating attack. Here's Kim's explanation: "I said earlier no I wasn't [going to file a complaint]," Kim said. "I am just going to think about it, because I don't want someone to think they can really ...

Somebody Threw A Bunch of Flour on Kim Kardashian Last Night

A photo of Kim Kardashian I'm not going to pretend to understand why some people do the things that they do. So much about human behavior baffles me, and it would take a whole lot more than a little intro paragraph for me to get into that. But I will say that while I don't understand a whole lot of what people do, that doesn't mean I can't get any amusement from it. Now cue the flour bomb on Kim Kardashian: Here's the story from E!: The reality star was doing interviews at a launch party held at the London ...