Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West has a special guest in the studio

kanye west north west Okay, as much as I can't stand her parents, you have to admit that little North West is absolutely adorable. And she's getting so big! Kim Kardashian posted this photo of his special guest with Kanye West in the studio online over the weekend in an attempt to prove that he and Kim do actually spend time with their child. I do have a slight concern that poor North never seems to be smiling, but would you? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

North West learns how to walk so she can get away from Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian north west North West recently celebrated her first birthday - they grow up so fast, don't they?! - and she's learning how to walk. Apparently after a swim lesson yesterday, she took her first steps, prompting Kim Kardashian to post the above photo on Instagram to share her happy news and say how proud she and Kanye are of their daughter. I'm actually surprised Kim didn't miss North's first steps because she was too busy taking pictures of her own ass. Small miracles. Now that North can walk, however, that means sh...

Kim Kardashian is a dinosaur, Kanye West is a blowfish

kanye west Don't worry if you were as confused at reading that headline as I was writing it - it's to be expected, considering who we're talking about here. In Kanye West's new GQ profile, he spouts a lot of bullshit. Par for the course, right? But here's something you probably didn't expect: in the interview, he compares Kim Kardashian to a dinosaur ("in a good way") and himself to a blowfish. I'll let you read and enjoy: Why'd you decide to get married? Saying "Hey, I like Kim" isn't as inspiring to people as...

Kim Kardashian loves her ass more than her baby

kim kardashian ass Alright, alright, I know I'm being a bit sensationalist here, but seriously, could the woman spend any more time photographing her own ass? The amount of time it must take to snap pictures of Kim Kardashian's butt and then Photoshop must really cut into her time with her daughter. Of course, she'd like us to believe it's all hard work at the gym that gives her that 100% "natural" backside, so she posted the above photo on Instagram with the caption, "Gym time while my baby is napping!" Yeah,...

I don’t think Kim Kardashian knows what “lady lumps” are

Kim Kardashian mexico Unsurprisingly, Kim Kardashian continues to prove to us on a daily basis just how slow she is, mentally speaking. Yesterday, she took to Instagram to post more pictures of her ass as she vacationed in Mexico, and she captioned it with "#ourlovelyladylumps", which... last time I checked, is extremely incorrect. Shocker! Here's another shot, just because you haven't seen Kim Kardashian's ass enough times in your life already. As some commenters were pointing out on these photos, it's alm...

Kim Kardashian set to make $85 million from her iPhone game

kim kardashian hollywood Okay, I'm going to make a confession here because it's a safe space (no it's not - feel free to make fun of me): I've downloaded the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app and I've played it to the point of reaching the celeb A-List. I even paid real live dollars (not many, but still) to buy more K-Stars to trade in for more K-Energy so I could continue photo shoots after my free allotment had run out. It's a disease. Seems like I'm not the only sucker, however, as she's apparently going to make $85...

Kim Kardashian’s doppelganger spent over $30,000 to look like her

kim kardashian claire leeson Kim Kardashian is, by societal standards, an attractive woman. She's got an impressive rack, a gigantic ass, hourglass curves and enough plastic surgery performed on her to create a face that is, technically speaking, rather flawless. With that in mind, I suppose it's not entirely shocking that there are women out there who would want to look like her... and would spend money to do so to the tune of, say, $30,000 (£18,000). That's what happened with 24-year-old Claire Leeson from the UK, w...

Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy advice was “sarcastic”

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian recently insisted that women should never leave the house when pregnant, and that they should wrap themselves in giant blankets when they do. That advice seems even too stupid to be coming out of her mouth, but there we are. Turns out, she thinks you're all a bunch of dummies, because she was just being "sarcastic" with all of that. I guess you can't be sarcastic when doing interviews! I was asked about tips on pregnancy style.....— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardas...

Kim Kardashian Thinks Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Leave The House

Kim+Kardashian Kim Kardashian is offering her sage advice on pregnancy, and it may offend some pregnant ladies. Her advice is that pregnant women never leave the house. That's what she told Elle magazine when asked for "pregnancy style tips." Via Huffington Post: I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style. That's what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house. That's really my recommendation. Wear a huge blanket. Okay, okay, I can't hate on Kim too much for this...

Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

[caption id="attachment_151533" align="aligncenter" width="452"]Anyone else think Sharon Stone is morphing into Hillary Clinton?[caption id="attachment_151533" align="aligncenter" width="452"] Anyone else think Sharon Stone is morphing into Hillary Clinton?[/caption] How was everyone's Fourth of July? That's when we had our last best and worst celebrity looks of the week! We're back now to give you even more looks. Go through the post and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Mine are at the bottom.     What in the everloving Material Girl hell is going on with Kristen Stewart?...

Kim Kardashian should stop hanging out with models

kim kardashian models I try and give credit where it's due. Kim Kardashian may have bought her looks from LA's hottest plastic surgeon, but she's a pretty girl and can look fantastic. Her Balmain getup to the Vogue Paris dinner held last night was... not one of those times. Kimmycakes posted several photos of herself with sister Kendall and a bunch of other models and oh man. One of these things is not like the other, eh? I'm not 6 feet tall and 90 lbs myself, but unfortunately Kim stands out like a sore thumb and...

Here’s Kim Kardashian eating a churro at the Jersey Shore

kim kardashian churro For some reason, Kim Kardashian decided to grace Seaside Heights, New Jersey with her presence yesterday when she visited with "BFF" Jonathan Cheban. And, like most things in Kim's life, it didn't happen if it's not Instagrammed and papped. Thank goodness for that, because without her overwhelming narcissism and need to be seen ("work"?), we wouldn't have this photo of her shoving a churro down her gullet. Just for good measure, here's another photo of her doing... whatever it is she does. ...