To be fair, I don't think it really counts as maternity fashion if the lady wearing the outfit isn't showing yet. So really, a more accurate title would probably be "Kim Kardashian Screws Up Fashion."
Honestly, there's just no excuse for this. This woman is 32 years old. Her body type isn't new to her. She's short and curvy, and if you don't want that to translate to stumpy, there are some things you have to do. You could start with not wearing high waisted skirts with cropped blazers. ...
Yes. Love it. Love to pieces. Love it enough to buy three copies of this issue when it's released: one to look at, one to cut up into a collage for my Jennifer Lawrence shrine, and one to store and keep forever. I. Love. It.
She's just ... I don't even know. She's amazing. She's so, so beautiful and sexy and funny, and she's SO talented. It gives me so much hope for the world that a girl as awesome as Jennifer wins these kinds of titles, because even though they're pointless, at leas...
So while some people (like me) love to celebrate the holidays in elastic-waist pants and knitted caps to conceal unwashed hair, some people (ahem, like Sofia Vergara) like to show people (like me) what it's like to actually give a flying crap about what it means to look amazing all year round, and not just in the summertime, rum balls and eggnog be damned.
This is what Sofia Vergara's wearing these days whilst frolicking in warm seas and chilling on yachts with her diamonds or whatever it i...
No, I'm just kidding. She totally looks lovelier than ever. But you can definitely tell that she's getting nice and cozy in her relationship with John Mayer, now that he's actually allowing her to be seen with him in more public places than just entering and exiting hotels for illicit trysts:
Also, remember how Emily told you guys that she and John---Katy and John, that is; not Emily and John---did the Big Thing this year and celebrated Christmas together? Because they did, and if the idea of J...
You guys might have noticed that I'm usually a pretty cheery, lighthearted person, but Christmas, my very favorite holiday, just makes me ecstatic. And it's so close, so I'm barely able to function. But in all my Christmas cheer, I have to stop and talk to you guys about what Mariah Carey wore yesterday. And it brings deep sadness to my heart.
Because, ok, what the actual f-ck? Why? What is that thing she's wearing around her waist? I mean, I know it's completely stupid, but what's th...
Christina's 32nd birthday was last Tuesday, and she had a birthday party. This is what she wore.
I don't even know what to do with this. She's not wearing pants again. She's wearing that tired old Mickey Mouse shirt, and even though I'm having trouble finding pictures right now, I've definitely seen her in it before. Which, obviously, no big deal, but when it's a tired old Mickey Mouse shirt that's ripped all to hell and has holes all over it so you can see her leopard print bra, it k...
God, Emma Watson is so pretty. It's odd because Hermione Granger was supposed to be a sort of plain girl with bushy hair and messed up teeth, so I get really confused when I see her, because she's so pretty. And this new Lancome ad is, as they say, off the hook.
The ad is for their new collection for spring called In Love, and it's pretty wonderful. I believe this is the first makeup ad I've ever seen that made me actually want to buy makeup too, so well done, guys. I especially love ...
I think we can all agree that this is amazing, right? Because this is probably the best she's ever looked. She looks incredible. Sure, there's that weird thing with her shirt, the thing where it's kind of sheer and you can see her bra and everything, that's probably not the best she's ever dressed, but I actually think she looks beautiful here. Is that crazy? I really love her hair.
Here's another shot from Instagram:
By the way, the guy who cut her hair? His name is Chris Mc...
I can't even believe it, guys. Do you know that it's been over a month since we last talked about Snooki? Do you remember the times when a day or two couldn't go by without some crazy Snooki story dominating the news? Gosh. I guess she really would rather talk politics than get wasted these days.
And in all honesty? There's really no story here, either---I just wanted to know what you thought about her outfit. It's way, way better than some other things that she's worn in the past (like th...
Guys! Look at Charlize Theron! See that hair? That haircut? The color? Charlize and I could be head-twins. Or at least, hair-twins; Charlize Theron's got way more on me in the face department, but my hair was that short not too long ago, and I also have the salt and pepper look going on (yes, at twenty-nine). My hair, however, is slightly more dishwater brown than almost-black, but it's like wow. Charlize-girl and I are even going grey in the same places.
You already saw what Charlize looked ...
It's good. I like it. But damn, guys. Ke$ha's one of those chicks who you can never really tell whether or not she's totally hot or totally trying too hard, but the more I hear about Ke$ha, the more I ... wait, did you guys actually think I was going to say "the more I like her music"? Because gosh, hell no. Ke$ha's music is complete crap, but she just might be a delightful lady to hang out and drink chai tea or something with. "The more I think like her" is what I was actually going to say.
...
To be fair, I don't think it really counts as maternity fashion if the lady wearing the outfit isn't showing yet. So really, a more accurate title would probably be "Kim Kardashian Screws Up Fashion."
Honestly, there's just no excuse for this. This woman is 32 years old. Her body type isn't new to her. She's short and curvy, and if you don't want that to translate to stumpy, there are some things you have to do. You could start with not wearing high waisted skirts with cropped blazers. ...
This is ...
Yes. Love it. Love to pieces. Love it enough to buy three copies of this issue when it's released: one to look at, one to cut up into a collage for my Jennifer Lawrence shrine, and one to store and keep forever. I. Love. It.
She's just ... I don't even know. She's amazing. She's so, so beautiful and sexy and funny, and she's SO talented. It gives me so much hope for the world that a girl as awesome as Jennifer wins these kinds of titles, because even though they're pointless, at leas...
So while some people (like me) love to celebrate the holidays in elastic-waist pants and knitted caps to conceal unwashed hair, some people (ahem, like Sofia Vergara) like to show people (like me) what it's like to actually give a flying crap about what it means to look amazing all year round, and not just in the summertime, rum balls and eggnog be damned.
This is what Sofia Vergara's wearing these days whilst frolicking in warm seas and chilling on yachts with her diamonds or whatever it i...
No, I'm just kidding. She totally looks lovelier than ever. But you can definitely tell that she's getting nice and cozy in her relationship with John Mayer, now that he's actually allowing her to be seen with him in more public places than just entering and exiting hotels for illicit trysts:
Also, remember how Emily told you guys that she and John---Katy and John, that is; not Emily and John---did the Big Thing this year and celebrated Christmas together? Because they did, and if the idea of J...
You guys might have noticed that I'm usually a pretty cheery, lighthearted person, but Christmas, my very favorite holiday, just makes me ecstatic. And it's so close, so I'm barely able to function. But in all my Christmas cheer, I have to stop and talk to you guys about what Mariah Carey wore yesterday. And it brings deep sadness to my heart.
Because, ok, what the actual f-ck? Why? What is that thing she's wearing around her waist? I mean, I know it's completely stupid, but what's th...
Christina's 32nd birthday was last Tuesday, and she had a birthday party. This is what she wore.
I don't even know what to do with this. She's not wearing pants again. She's wearing that tired old Mickey Mouse shirt, and even though I'm having trouble finding pictures right now, I've definitely seen her in it before. Which, obviously, no big deal, but when it's a tired old Mickey Mouse shirt that's ripped all to hell and has holes all over it so you can see her leopard print bra, it k...
God, Emma Watson is so pretty. It's odd because Hermione Granger was supposed to be a sort of plain girl with bushy hair and messed up teeth, so I get really confused when I see her, because she's so pretty. And this new Lancome ad is, as they say, off the hook.
The ad is for their new collection for spring called In Love, and it's pretty wonderful. I believe this is the first makeup ad I've ever seen that made me actually want to buy makeup too, so well done, guys. I especially love ...
I think we can all agree that this is amazing, right? Because this is probably the best she's ever looked. She looks incredible. Sure, there's that weird thing with her shirt, the thing where it's kind of sheer and you can see her bra and everything, that's probably not the best she's ever dressed, but I actually think she looks beautiful here. Is that crazy? I really love her hair.
Here's another shot from Instagram:
By the way, the guy who cut her hair? His name is Chris Mc...
I can't even believe it, guys. Do you know that it's been over a month since we last talked about Snooki? Do you remember the times when a day or two couldn't go by without some crazy Snooki story dominating the news? Gosh. I guess she really would rather talk politics than get wasted these days.
And in all honesty? There's really no story here, either---I just wanted to know what you thought about her outfit. It's way, way better than some other things that she's worn in the past (like th...
Guys! Look at Charlize Theron! See that hair? That haircut? The color? Charlize and I could be head-twins. Or at least, hair-twins; Charlize Theron's got way more on me in the face department, but my hair was that short not too long ago, and I also have the salt and pepper look going on (yes, at twenty-nine). My hair, however, is slightly more dishwater brown than almost-black, but it's like wow. Charlize-girl and I are even going grey in the same places.
You already saw what Charlize looked ...
It's good. I like it. But damn, guys. Ke$ha's one of those chicks who you can never really tell whether or not she's totally hot or totally trying too hard, but the more I hear about Ke$ha, the more I ... wait, did you guys actually think I was going to say "the more I like her music"? Because gosh, hell no. Ke$ha's music is complete crap, but she just might be a delightful lady to hang out and drink chai tea or something with. "The more I think like her" is what I was actually going to say.
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