Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you're supposed to wear at church. Granted, I'm sure the dress code isn't exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I'm also pretty sure I have a good idea about what's in the realm of appropriateness.
Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate.
She posted this photo with the caption "Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!" So, uh, there's that.
I don't know, guys, it's been ...
Sometimes when someone says that someone "killed it," they mean it in a good way. Like "oh man, did you see Les Mis? Anne Hathaway killed it!" or "oh, Emily drew another comic strip about Morgan Freeman's freckles?* I bet she killed it!"
But right now, I don't mean that. When I say that Rihanna killed it, I mean that she killed the very idea of fashion. She murdered it in cold blood when she decided to put on a dress covered in marijuana leaves, and she desecrated the body when she slipp...
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes a...
And the thing is, guys, it's not like the fashion's getting better as she gets more pregnant, because hey. It's getting worse. This dress up here? It's way more awful than this dress, which is what she was eviscerated for wearing back in December:
No, this blue madness is a dream compared to the placenta-looking dress that she rocked to the grand opening of Andrea’s Restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas & Encore Resort last night. Oh Holly Madison.
I wonder if she's taking tips from Jessica Simpson on maternity wear these days, huh?
Holly's g...
Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don't know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night's Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?
Love it or leave it---Rachel Zoe's luminous, luminous makeup:
{democracy:510} ...
The dress is fabulous, her figure is cute, if a little on the frail side, and her hair ... um, color is really, really pretty.
The rest of the things that make this picture a picture? Like her Botoxy face and unfortunate hairline (what is that, anyway? Is that years of clip-in extensions and weaves gone bad? Is Nicole Kidman going to be the next Naomi Campbell, without the phone-throwing and Jazzy-riding?)
That dress, though. That is one heck of a dress, if I do say so myself.
Nicole K...
A Muppet, right? Doesn't Michael Phelps look exactly like a Muppet? Because oh, hey. Michael Phelps looks exactly like a Muppet.
This is the Olympic swimmer's new look, and yes, that's a champagne bottle that he's holding in this second picture. Can we talk about that for a second? I don't like champagne---not at all. My husband knows not to get champagne around the holidays (even for New Year's) because I don't drink it, and even champagne-based mixed drinks like mimosas ... oh gosh, no thanks. That being said, I'm more of a wine lady. I like nothing mor...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
Love this girl. Love her to death. But I simply cannot accept this dress. And I don't feel like I should have to.
I don't know what this whole trend is with the Golden Girls fashion making a comeback, but it has to stop. In this day and age, there is just no need for that many sequins. I feel like this dress could be seen on Dorothy Zbornak as the top of a pantsuit, and that pains me. I feel like Blanche would wear this with pantyhose and huge clip-on earrings when she's feeling par...
Hey look, Lindsay Lohan is still out partying 'til the wee hours of the morning in London! So much for that quiet, subdued holiday that she was talking about a week and a half ago, right?
Her getup, however, is actually pretty cute. Of course, there are a few things I'd tweak, or hey, even get rid of altogether. Here we go!:
---That cross necklace. Don't get me wrong; religious jewelry is OK in my book. But when Lindsay Lohan wears it, I feel a hot flush climbing the skin of my neck and into my face like I'm going to burst in...
Ugh, finally: a post where we can talk solely about Rihanna, and have it have nothing at all to do with Chris Brown. This sure is a treasured moment, guys. No talking about how she and he slept together on New Year's Eve, or how they totally think that gold leaf chair is real-ass gold, y'all; no half-nude photos of Rihanna posing while Chris holds the camera in one hand and his penis in the other ... Nope, this post is going to be strictly about Rihanna and how she totally got a brand-new weave, a...
Why's it confusing, you ask? Because I'm not sure if girlfriend's trying to rip off Christina Ricci. In either case, she's not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I'd recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she's trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: ...
Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you're supposed to wear at church. Granted, I'm sure the dress code isn't exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I'm also pretty sure I have a good idea about what's in the realm of appropriateness.
Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate.
She posted this photo with the caption "Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!" So, uh, there's that.
I don't know, guys, it's been ...
Sometimes when someone says that someone "killed it," they mean it in a good way. Like "oh man, did you see Les Mis? Anne Hathaway killed it!" or "oh, Emily drew another comic strip about Morgan Freeman's freckles?* I bet she killed it!"
But right now, I don't mean that. When I say that Rihanna killed it, I mean that she killed the very idea of fashion. She murdered it in cold blood when she decided to put on a dress covered in marijuana leaves, and she desecrated the body when she slipp...
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes a...
And the thing is, guys, it's not like the fashion's getting better as she gets more pregnant, because hey. It's getting worse. This dress up here? It's way more awful than this dress, which is what she was eviscerated for wearing back in December:
No, this blue madness is a dream compared to the placenta-looking dress that she rocked to the grand opening of Andrea’s Restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas & Encore Resort last night. Oh Holly Madison.
I wonder if she's taking tips from Jessica Simpson on maternity wear these days, huh?
Holly's g...
Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don't know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night's Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?
Love it or leave it---Rachel Zoe's luminous, luminous makeup:
{democracy:510} ...
The dress is fabulous, her figure is cute, if a little on the frail side, and her hair ... um, color is really, really pretty.
The rest of the things that make this picture a picture? Like her Botoxy face and unfortunate hairline (what is that, anyway? Is that years of clip-in extensions and weaves gone bad? Is Nicole Kidman going to be the next Naomi Campbell, without the phone-throwing and Jazzy-riding?)
That dress, though. That is one heck of a dress, if I do say so myself.
Nicole K...
A Muppet, right? Doesn't Michael Phelps look exactly like a Muppet? Because oh, hey. Michael Phelps looks exactly like a Muppet.
This is the Olympic swimmer's new look, and yes, that's a champagne bottle that he's holding in this second picture. Can we talk about that for a second? I don't like champagne---not at all. My husband knows not to get champagne around the holidays (even for New Year's) because I don't drink it, and even champagne-based mixed drinks like mimosas ... oh gosh, no thanks. That being said, I'm more of a wine lady. I like nothing mor...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
Love this girl. Love her to death. But I simply cannot accept this dress. And I don't feel like I should have to.
I don't know what this whole trend is with the Golden Girls fashion making a comeback, but it has to stop. In this day and age, there is just no need for that many sequins. I feel like this dress could be seen on Dorothy Zbornak as the top of a pantsuit, and that pains me. I feel like Blanche would wear this with pantyhose and huge clip-on earrings when she's feeling par...
Hey look, Lindsay Lohan is still out partying 'til the wee hours of the morning in London! So much for that quiet, subdued holiday that she was talking about a week and a half ago, right?
Her getup, however, is actually pretty cute. Of course, there are a few things I'd tweak, or hey, even get rid of altogether. Here we go!:
---That cross necklace. Don't get me wrong; religious jewelry is OK in my book. But when Lindsay Lohan wears it, I feel a hot flush climbing the skin of my neck and into my face like I'm going to burst in...
Ugh, finally: a post where we can talk solely about Rihanna, and have it have nothing at all to do with Chris Brown. This sure is a treasured moment, guys. No talking about how she and he slept together on New Year's Eve, or how they totally think that gold leaf chair is real-ass gold, y'all; no half-nude photos of Rihanna posing while Chris holds the camera in one hand and his penis in the other ... Nope, this post is going to be strictly about Rihanna and how she totally got a brand-new weave, a...
Why's it confusing, you ask? Because I'm not sure if girlfriend's trying to rip off Christina Ricci. In either case, she's not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I'd recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she's trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: ...