Oh, Tay Tay. How can you hurt me so? You are just like that awful bitch in school that I hated with every fiber of my being, but every few months I'd awkwardly walk up to her, grit my teeth, and ask "where did you get your dress?" Damn you and your awesome fashion, Taylor Swift. Damn you.
But, ok, this is what Taylor wore to that Kennedy gala last night. Remember that? Way back in the golden days of Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Kennedy, it was announced that Taylor would be receiving the Ripple of Hope Award from the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice & Human Rights. And even tho...
Hey! Guess who still doesn't really care all that much for Sarah Silverman even if she is dressed all fancy and not smoking joints in public parking lots!
Me, guys. It'd be me. Sarah looks presentable enough, but you can't put a party dress on shit and expect it not to stink, you know? This is what Sarah wore to the Australia premiere of 'Wreck-It Ralph', and I'm just not feeling it, no way, no how.
Love it or leave it? ...
Here's a photo of Holly Madison at the recent Animal Foundation Happy Anniversary Hour event held in Los Angeles. And this is what she wore. And to avoid mincing words, because why bother, I hate it. This is an awful, awful dress for a pregnant woman, and I don't say that because I'm a person who thinks that pregnant women should not be wearing slinky, sultry dresses and should instead be at home in muumuus, eating bonbons (because I don't). I'm saying that because this is one f-cking ugly dress...
You can say whatever you want about Kanye West, but you absolutely cannot deny that this man has style. He has style out the wazoo. He has style rolled up into little balls and tucked inside each and every one of his pockets, and he has his very own Rumpelstiltskin that sneaks into his room at night to knit him special panties made from threads of gold. Stylish as hell.
Just look at that coat, friends. That's all you need to know....
Guys, so the last time we talked about Katie Holmes (aside from that time that she wore a really awful, clashing outfit on Jimmy Fallon's show), I believe I'd mentioned that I was watching the series finale of 'Dawson's Creek' that particular day, and you know what? I did. I so, so did. I laughed, I cried, I made ridiculous faces at my laptop, and a good time was had by all (read: me). I made it through the entire series without distraction, and I'm so, so glad that I was able to experience the thing that I p...
Well crap. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart did something yucky-looking and totally greaseballesque that there'd be no way in hell I'd be able to support no matter how many backhanded compliments I'd saved up in the little artillery pile in my brain where basic math skills are supposed to exist, but here it is, and I wasn't even expecting it.
This is what Kristen wore to the Variety Awards Studio in L.A., and the shoes, I get. They're OK. I know that she often go...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
And here I was, thinking we'd seen Jared Leto at his absolute scariest. I was wrong.
I'll tell you, though---one thing we can definitely say about this guy is that he really gets into character. Remember all that weight he put on? All that weight he lost? The time he did Kurt Cobain? Holy crow. I might not be a fan of his ultimate hipster music or his weird fashion choices (or the fact that he's Scarlett Johansson's meat puppet---it's like, come on; sack up and demand the relationship you ...
So. Yeah. This is what she wore to her first 'Liz & Dick' premiere event, and I guess the word "classy" would probably sum it all up nicely, right? Well, no, not quite, because Lindsay looks like a ... well, she looks similar to ... alright, well she looks nothing like Liz Taylor, and that includes words like "classy," "elegant," and any variation on the word "lovely." No, I'm thinking the adjectives "rode hard," "strung out," and "sad" probably hit the nail on the head just about right. I'm *al...
You know, one time I was at a hair salon, complaining about my natural dishwater-brown hair (that's positively lined with white-silver grey streaks), lamenting the fact that it's neither bright, coppery brown nor bright, golden brown, and one of the stylists let me in on a little secret---see, most brunettes have this dishwater brown hair that I've been blessed with, and most blondes aren't even close to being natural. Well, naturally, this knowledge completely rocked my world, and life was just...
This is Katy Perry blah blah blah doing something for the Dream Foundation blah blah blah and this is the outfit that she wore. I know that we're supposed to be all impressed and focused on the fact that Katy is doing something wonderful with her spare time and with her money, and honestly, I am quite impressed, because it's nice that Katy's not just another pretty face doing pretty things with her pretty finances, but that's just not what I want to talk about this evening.
No, what I want to...
Oh, Tay Tay. How can you hurt me so? You are just like that awful bitch in school that I hated with every fiber of my being, but every few months I'd awkwardly walk up to her, grit my teeth, and ask "where did you get your dress?" Damn you and your awesome fashion, Taylor Swift. Damn you.
But, ok, this is what Taylor wore to that Kennedy gala last night. Remember that? Way back in the golden days of Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Kennedy, it was announced that Taylor would be receiving the Ripple of Hope Award from the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice & Human Rights. And even tho...
Hey! Guess who still doesn't really care all that much for Sarah Silverman even if she is dressed all fancy and not smoking joints in public parking lots!
Me, guys. It'd be me. Sarah looks presentable enough, but you can't put a party dress on shit and expect it not to stink, you know? This is what Sarah wore to the Australia premiere of 'Wreck-It Ralph', and I'm just not feeling it, no way, no how.
Love it or leave it? ...
Here's a photo of Holly Madison at the recent Animal Foundation Happy Anniversary Hour event held in Los Angeles. And this is what she wore. And to avoid mincing words, because why bother, I hate it. This is an awful, awful dress for a pregnant woman, and I don't say that because I'm a person who thinks that pregnant women should not be wearing slinky, sultry dresses and should instead be at home in muumuus, eating bonbons (because I don't). I'm saying that because this is one f-cking ugly dress...
You can say whatever you want about Kanye West, but you absolutely cannot deny that this man has style. He has style out the wazoo. He has style rolled up into little balls and tucked inside each and every one of his pockets, and he has his very own Rumpelstiltskin that sneaks into his room at night to knit him special panties made from threads of gold. Stylish as hell.
Just look at that coat, friends. That's all you need to know....
Guys, so the last time we talked about Katie Holmes (aside from that time that she wore a really awful, clashing outfit on Jimmy Fallon's show), I believe I'd mentioned that I was watching the series finale of 'Dawson's Creek' that particular day, and you know what? I did. I so, so did. I laughed, I cried, I made ridiculous faces at my laptop, and a good time was had by all (read: me). I made it through the entire series without distraction, and I'm so, so glad that I was able to experience the thing that I p...
Well crap. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart did something yucky-looking and totally greaseballesque that there'd be no way in hell I'd be able to support no matter how many backhanded compliments I'd saved up in the little artillery pile in my brain where basic math skills are supposed to exist, but here it is, and I wasn't even expecting it.
This is what Kristen wore to the Variety Awards Studio in L.A., and the shoes, I get. They're OK. I know that she often go...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
And here I was, thinking we'd seen Jared Leto at his absolute scariest. I was wrong.
I'll tell you, though---one thing we can definitely say about this guy is that he really gets into character. Remember all that weight he put on? All that weight he lost? The time he did Kurt Cobain? Holy crow. I might not be a fan of his ultimate hipster music or his weird fashion choices (or the fact that he's Scarlett Johansson's meat puppet---it's like, come on; sack up and demand the relationship you ...
So. Yeah. This is what she wore to her first 'Liz & Dick' premiere event, and I guess the word "classy" would probably sum it all up nicely, right? Well, no, not quite, because Lindsay looks like a ... well, she looks similar to ... alright, well she looks nothing like Liz Taylor, and that includes words like "classy," "elegant," and any variation on the word "lovely." No, I'm thinking the adjectives "rode hard," "strung out," and "sad" probably hit the nail on the head just about right. I'm *al...
You know, one time I was at a hair salon, complaining about my natural dishwater-brown hair (that's positively lined with white-silver grey streaks), lamenting the fact that it's neither bright, coppery brown nor bright, golden brown, and one of the stylists let me in on a little secret---see, most brunettes have this dishwater brown hair that I've been blessed with, and most blondes aren't even close to being natural. Well, naturally, this knowledge completely rocked my world, and life was just...
This is Katy Perry blah blah blah doing something for the Dream Foundation blah blah blah and this is the outfit that she wore. I know that we're supposed to be all impressed and focused on the fact that Katy is doing something wonderful with her spare time and with her money, and honestly, I am quite impressed, because it's nice that Katy's not just another pretty face doing pretty things with her pretty finances, but that's just not what I want to talk about this evening.
No, what I want to...
So yeah. Jennifer Lopez is undeniably hot. Kind of like how ...