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My Sloppy Joe Recipe

I seriously have not heard this much interest in Sloppy Joes since the fourth grade. I actually got text messages from friends this morning asking for my Sloppy Joe recipe. So here’s...

Very Odd News

Um, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter found a dead body floating in the Potomac River on Wednesday afternoon while she was out rowing. Weird. Update: I am a dumbass. I originally wrote that this...

Out in Public!!!

The rumors are confirmed!!!! Ryan Phillippe finally made a public appearance with the woman who split up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon — Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish. The two...

Did You Guys See Cloverfield?

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN...

Heh

The current default pic on Samantha Ronson’s MySpace page. Jesus, you guys, should I just go for chicks? I mean, I think if I drank enough, I could get into it. No, no, not liquor...

Blah.

Lindsay Lohan. Samantha Ronson. Foreigner shirt. La Scala. Snore. Will they please leak a sex tape already?