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Paris’s Harem

Paris Hilton showed up at Tao in Las Vegas with the cast of her new “reality” TV show, where she’s looking for her new BFF. These girls look so unbelievably annoying. I...

Is Jessica Alba in Labor?

The girls over at Celebrity Baby Blog got a tip that she was seen being wheeled in Cedars Sinai. Cash Warren was there, too, and they were both holding birthing balls.

Fun with YouTube: The Refreshments...

Oh, man. So I’ve been checking out some of the public playlists on my Rhapsody account. One of them was called, like, “Hits of the 90s” or something like that. It has...

He Still Has That Moustache!!!

John Travolta seems intent on continuing to look like a ’70s gay porn star. Why? I was watching an HBO documentary on the adult film industry last night. They had candid interviews...

Awwwwww

It’s like Prince Harry gets hotter every day. He totally passed up Wills in the hotness department a year ago. Wills must be sad. But, then again, Wills gets to be king one day and...

Fun with Advertising

EB reader Anna sends in this screenshot with the following note: “check out the ad in relation to the picture” AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! GENIUS!

Baby Bump!

The fabulous and funny Amy Poehler shows off her baby bump at the Fresh Air Fund Salute To American Heroes in NYC. HOT MAMA!

Pete Wentz Stays Sober for Ashlee

Pete Wentz celebrated the big 2-9 at Foxtail in LA last night — but he didn’t get wasted. In fact, Pete never had a thing to drink all night. Since preggers Ashlee can’t...

Mary-Kate Olsen is DRUNK

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she’s acting like one too. Note that no one is...