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New Melrose Place Clips

Is it my imagination or does the new Melrose Place look as old and desperate as Kate Moss at a nightclub?  The actors and actresses, the generally hellastic acting, the cheesy...

R.I.P. Lucy Gordon

British actress Lucy Gordon, probably best known for her role as reporter Jennifer Dugan in Spider-Man 3, was found dead in her Paris apartment yesterday — two days shy of her 29th...

Medium Gets Resurrected By CBS

I’d like to share with you all the ways in which NBC executives are idiots. 1)  Last year NBC scrubbed Scrubs and ABC picked them up and had a relatively successful season. ...

Jessica Biel Just Wants A Chance

Jessica Biel is on the cover of June’s Allure and like every other marginally talented actress, she blames her beauty as a stumbling block to success.  “Yeah, it [her...

What On God’s Green Earth Is This?

I’m sorry to start off your Monday Tuesday (it’s been a long weekend) morning in such a jarring fashion, but what was that huge, blinding atrocity seen on Paris...

Alfie’s Not the Father!!!

I’m sure you all remember this story out of the UK, where this baby-faced little boy, 13-year-old Alfie Patten, was said to be the father of little Maisie Roxanne. Maisie’s mom...

30 Rock Season Finale

I don’t understand how 30 Rock gets sketchy ratings.  I think it’s one of the best shows on television and last night’s season finale didn’t disappoint. I’ve...

Tabloid Wars!!!

If you’re a moribund form of print media looking to boost numbers, what do you do? The same thing you’d do if you were a celebrity with a moribund career — you start a...

Who Wore It Better?

It’s like that dreadful bridesmaid dress your best friend talks you into paying entirely too much for.  She’ll tell you that you can have it altered into something more...

Just Because

This really isn’t celebrity gossip but it’s a song sung by Kate Micucci who is one of favorites!  You may have seen her on Four Kings as a barista or on Scrubs as a...