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What On God’s Green Earth Is This?

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I’m sorry to start off your Monday Tuesday (it’s been a long weekend) morning in such a jarring fashion, but what was that huge, blinding atrocity seen on Paris Hilton’s unmanicured digit last night in Cannes?  No, I’m not referring to the herpes lesion.  We need to discuss the ring.  Does this mean that Paris and Doug Reinhardt are engaged?  Might Paris actually have found her soulless mate?

It’s clear that Paris’ attention is held by sparkly things — how else could we explain the dress? — so I’d say we’ve got six months before the inevitable and dramatic break up happens.  Though last month when asked about their future, Doug replied “You never know,” and Paris replied “He’s going to be my husband.”  Maybe she was right.

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  • I don’t know about Boston, but here in Pennsylvania, it’s Tuesday morning. LOLOL Wendie. :-)

  • This post send me into small seizures for two reasons:

    #1: Paris’ dress/ring is so bright and flashy my brain couldn’t process it.
    #2: My brain also couldn’t process the fact that it was Monday. Again.

    :)

  • A cubic zirconia has more sparkle.. Hum.. recycled glass against sparkly dress may work Doug?!! Haha Zonk! and wonky parasite fooled ya without more BS!
    Anyway who cares if she does marry this guy, she loses interest in him, says horrible things happened to her.. he finally tells her off and proves she was the wicked, insane one.. sues for alimony.. and they get into brawls and troubles galore as they thrill-you-travel and childishly fight under the pressure of papp’s flashes and wow the world with their unique faux-high fashion cheaper-fad vintage fugginess?

  • Maybe she’s going green after all – recycling engagement rings from past, interchangeable dopes. Maybe her standards have gone down and she’s wearing the same engagement ring in public twice. Don’t her old ones from the Stavroses (were there one or two of them who she got a ring out of?) look just like this? Did Doug borrow one of her old rings to propose with?

    If Doug bought it, does he realize that when she dumps him, she won’t give it back and he just went into hock for the rest of his life on spec? And does he think that she can stay faithful to him until she comes into her parents’ trust funds? Does he realize that her grandfather has disinherited her? And last but not least, does he realize that that ring will get scratched to heck when it bumps into her crystal covered cell phones? (Yes, diamonds do get scratched!)

    Paris raises a lot of deep questions.

  • geezus is this bitch so pathetic that she has to pretend to be engaged or try to start rumours about herself to get press.
    why doesnt she just make another porn, it’d be easier.

  • Paris has a history of buying fake engagement rings for herself, she did the same thing with Nickos Stavros the Greek heir, real heir to a shipping fortune, not a big footed fake heiress that got cut out of the family will and trust.

    She’s doing this fake fake at Cannes because she can’t make money in the states anymore and that’s why she’s there, only foreigners are dumb enough to pay her skank ass to show up at events anymore.

    It’s a ploy to get press space. She’s just advertising her product, which is her lumpy, bulimic ass.