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Daily Lushes

I’d like to apologize to all the Lindsay Lohan lovers out there for not reporting this sooner; clearly I’ve been lax.  Saturday night Linds went to Crown Bar which, let’s...

Labor (Day) Pains

Looking for something to occupy your time this Labor Day weekend? If you’re one of those people who shuns sunshine and fresh air, you could stay inside all day watching episodes of...

Even Jessica Simpson’s Security Is Dumb

After leaving the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris yesterday where she walked the runway in a gorgeous black halter gown, Jessica Simpson was greeted by droves of paparazzi. While most...

The LA Justice System Is Amazing

Only in LA could OJ Simpson brutally murder two people and not serve time.  Only in LA could Robert Blake kill the mother of his child and not serve time.  Only in LA could Rebecca...

Quotables

“I was told repeatedly, ‘You would be pretty if it weren’t for that nose. You’d work more if it weren’t for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose...

The Duggars Are Stupid

Big news!  Michelle Duggar finally got her extended mullet cut off!  I kid, I kid.  No, Michelle Duggar is pregnant again.  This time — not kidding.  They did what any normal...