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Have You Been Watching Sister Wives?

If not, you might want to reconsider, because it’s some high class entertainment of the polygamist variety.  There’s Kody, the handsome man-child in the middle up there, and...

Quotables

“This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I’m sorry, I can’t believe I’m saying this … The fact is, I am a troll. It’s not something I like...

Happy New Year!

But, you know, if you don’t celebrate the Gregorian calendar new year, I apologize for offending you or whatever. I know some of you have really strong opinions about this kind of...

Merry Christmas!

We’ll be taking the next 24 hours or so off from snarking it out here at Evil Beet, but don’t worry – we welcome your fine-tuned comments in our absence and hope that you...