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Someone at The Royal Mint Has It Out For Kate Middleton, I Guess

Kate Middleton and Prince William on Commemorative Coin

The official commemorative coin celebrating the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been released and while the coin (pictured above) clearly says the couple’s names, I’m pretty sure those people on it aren’t them. Prince William’s jawline was done a favor by the artist responsible for the coin’s design, but Kate? Man, that is a brutal depiction of a really pretty girl.

Shockingly enough, the coin’s design was approved by the couple as well as Queen Elizabeth. Is Kate’s self-esteem so low that she would look at that puffy-faced golden lady and say, “Oh, yeah. That’s me”? Homegirl better learn to stand up for herself, especially in that family. No one else is, obviously.