I know you’ve all been sick and sleepless, worrying about the state of Mischa Barton.  I’m happy to report that she’s out of those chains that bind her, better known as a...

Let’s play “Guess The Drug” today.  Sadly, it’s not an embeddable clip, but click here to watch an interview from last month when Mischa Barton attended the...

As I mentioned the other day, I just feel like part of my soul has been ripped out ever since Mischa Barton was put into Cedars-Sinai on that 5150.  A life where I feel like I can’t...

I’m so aggravated right now.  Mischa Barton has been placed on a 5150.  For those of you who weren’t paying attention back when Britney got the crazies, that’s an...

  I have days that I feel down.  I’ve had about 21 consecutive days like that.  Until today.  Today I woke up and was restored in my faith.  Reassured of God’s love for...

Mischa’s looking so good these days as she trolls around London! Last night Cankles got kicked out of a toilet stall at Whiskey Mist nightclub.  I think that should be engraved on...

It’s really difficult to write about celebrities every day.  It may look easy, but there are only so many ways you can communicate that Michael Jackson is dead or that Chris Brown...

  Best.  Day.  Ever. I happily present to you, the trailers for The Homecoming and The Beautiful Life, both starring Mischa Barton.  It’s a banquet of Barton, a tankquet. If...

There are rhetorical questions that race through my mind keeping me awake nights.  Like, how did the person who designed the movie poster for The Homecoming keep a straight face when he...

Oh, sweet Jesus.  Mischa Barton is now whining that people don’t like her fashion choices.  Um, duh.  Is she just now realizing that her Homeless Chic “style” looks...