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Mischa Barton

I know you’ve all been sick and sleepless, worrying about the state of Mischa Barton.  I’m happy to report that she’s out of those chains that bind her, better known as a 5150, and in New York.  Presumably, she’s there to film for her new show, the one that I know is going to be a hit, The Beautiful Life.

I’d like to personally extend thanks to the mental health facility that helped to strip Misch of her lifelong liquid-eyeliner habit.  I know it’s one day at a time, but I remain hopeful that she experiences a lifetime of raccoon-free eyes.

Other than filming, next up for Mischa is an extensive therapy program designed to help her select one accent and stick with it.  Good luck, Misch!

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  • Wow what a miserable cuntie post!

    People in glass mental wards shouldnt throw stones you crazy bitch Wendie.

    • Nice to hear you’re doing better. If you can’t take the heat, read People.

      • Why bother going all the way over to People’s web site when I can read good ole Wendie copy their shit word for word?

        You people wonder why the comment section sucks here? It is because of the negative, hateful, IGNORANT bull shit spewed from WENDIE on the daily.

        You get what you put out into the world. I’ll be happy when the dumb fat assed morons who “write” for this site are out of a job.

        And it is true what i said, Wendie doesnt need to be poking fun at any one with a mental health issue when she herself has MANY MANY mental battles of her own.

        Just look at her psycho hatred for people she doesnt even know.

        Sociopath

      • You look like the one with mental problems, on here leaving all sorts of crazy rants. It really is very simple, if you don’t like the site don’t read it. It’s easy to pinpoint a sociopath when you are one yourself- huh? Why are you all up on Wendie’s shit? Envious much? Enjoy your haterade.

      • You have some of Wendies shit on the end of your nose. Must have happened when you were kissing her ass.

        You dont like the critical nature of the comment section of this blog or any other blogs? Then take the site off of the internet!

        This is not a private site. You dont have to register or log in to post comments. The entire world can see the shitty job these two twats do.

        Once again, if YOU WENDIE cant take the heat, get the fuck off the internet or learn a little something about humor. Also STOP CALLING YOURSELF A JOURNALIST! You are not a journalist.

      • “Interesting”- You are so unorginal you can’t even come up with your own screen name…intresting. Bet you put in fake email addresses too so that no one can trace who your obsessed ass is. I never said I didn’t like the critical comments, actually they give me something to laugh at. I love laughing at stupid, obsessed people like you. What I did do though was give you a little taste of the nastiness you are trying to put on Wendie. It would be different if you had a legit comment to leave with some real criticizism, but instead you just hate because you have nothing to do other then talk shit to a blogger that you obviously envy. Envy is the source of jealously, you must be terribly unhappy with your life to spend so much energy with all the negitivity. Do yourself a favor & get some therapy. You were right on one point- you get what you put into the world. I’m sure all the negitivity you are putting out there will come right back to your unhappy ass.

        By the way, defination of journalist: a person who keeps a journal, diary, or other record of daily events.

        She keeps her own personal blog that I am sure she can not just copy & paste, as you claim she does here. So technically, she can call herself a journalist.

      • Hey Southern Sweetie, I wouldn’t bother picking a fight over your ignorant fucking lameass screen name, you dumb white trash whore. And I ain’t saying it just because it’s hot outside and Michelle Obama is my homegirl and can have you capped if I just snap my fingers. You southern bitches still owe us an apology for what the south did to our people and you better fucking start coughing it up.

      • Why look at her psycho hatred for people she doesn’t even know when we can just read yours? You seem to have a lot of hate yourself there. I’m so telling Jesus! :P

  • YAYYYYYYY! now do something productive with your career, meesh!<3 I say that in the fondest way possible. :)

  • People really need to grow up and just leave the site if they hate it so much. Personally, I think Wendie is funny and blunt – two attributes I can appreciate.

    Stop reading her posts if you hate her so much. It’s that simple, morons.

    • You can appreciate blunt? Okay then, you’re fat and should stop pretending you aren’t and, while we’re at it, that dress you wore today was a little tired honey. And don’t even get me started about those shoes you have on.

  • Are we talking about Wendie or Mushface? Wendie cracks me up and if some people don’t like what she says, then don’t read it. Simple. Now shut up.
    As for Mushface, I don’t understand why people are even talking about this girl. I hope she gets the help she needs, if that what she needs – but please, why do we care anyways?

  • I think this post was just sick. I dont care about whatever yall are talking about in the comments above, but honestly it is what Ive come to expect from who ever writes for this site.

    I dont think it is cute to make fun of people in pain. I have read wendies personal blog and I doubt she would like people making fun of her family for mental issues.
    But thats just me.

    Other wise rock out wiht your cock out for all I care.

  • I bumped into this blog a few days ago and I thought, hey, this is a fun place where I can spend 10 minutes a day during my coffee break from work, nothing too complicated, I can’t obviously read a magazine on the desk, so I’ll read it online…but then I opened the comments…the same old story…when users are allowed to post without registration, the same people come and ruin the atmosphere by coaching *unknown bloggers* about the meaning of life (anyone asked for that? especially on an Internet blog about gossip? HELLOO?), about the reasons behind real happyness and anger management. On a blog. About gossip. And you want to understand the psychological issues behind some bloggers comments who must have posted that from work…Why would you even care what people that you dont’ even know write about on the Internet? So. utterly.pathetic. and sad. I feel for you. and try to get a life, even a second-hand one would do. Arrivederci.

    ps. to the authors: Any pic of my fav couple of the day? Elisabetta Canalis and King George?? it’s all over our online mags here in Italy! she’s a real beauty!

    • Hey Italy, shove that self righteous tone right up your self righteous ass, meatball tits! When you guys can make a fucking tower that doesn’t lean, then maybe the rest of civilization will have an ants assholes worth of respect for what your Armani wearing porca vacca ass wants to purge in this virtual commode bowl we call Evil Beet. Vaffanculo!

  • Wow someone took way too many happy pills this morning. Reading that gave me the sudden urge to hold hands and sing Kumbaya, my Lord. *rolls eyes* but ok I can jump on thing bandwagon *raises up my drink* Here’s to impossible goals and inconceivable dreams for
    Mischa.

    • That they are Lisa. But it’s entertaining as hell to read. *offers bag* Popcorn? :P

    • Not to argue your point thatLisa, but I didn’t find people in April to be all that happy go lucky. Just sayin.

  • This is the funniest comments thread I’ve seen in a while.

    Wendy- write more inflammatory stuff! Cross the line! I’m having a ball here.