If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that...
In a move that shocked all of America last night (OK, well not all of America, being that they’re the ones who vote for this shit), Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was... How much you wanna make a bet that these two will be fucking dating engaged by the time this season of Dancing With the Stars is over with?
Based on previous instances, I’m saying... Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who’s appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it’s a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like... Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino photographed debuting his newest, stupidest haircut yet, somewhere in Jersey.
Nice shoes, brah. Find out why The Situation may not make it back for another season of Jersey Shore And before you do, I’ll have you know that the gentleman in the off-white turtleneck in the center of the photo is Jersey Shore‘s Mike “The Sitution” Sorrentino... And in the spirit of his outstanding humility, he wants to grace the world with appearances on the silver screen. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. I guess stranger things have happened, huh?
Last night, The Situation celebrated his 28th birthday (which is not until next week — July... If there’s anything I can’t stand more than poofy-haired, whiny, crooning “racist penis” John Mayer, it’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. So to... Dude’s got a pretty killer body, but a shriveled, old, bitter-beer butter face and I’m sick to death of seeing him flash his moobs like he’s at a never-ending Mardi Gras...
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