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Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse Courts Attention

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to plead guilty to assault.  Gosh, that sentence practically writes itself.  The charges stem from an incident last fall in which Amy allegedly...

Let the Fireworks Begin!

Amy Winehouse has returned to the U.K just days after her beloved Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake was released from prison. As you may recall, Amy has pledges to mend her marriage with Blake despite...

Looks Like I Have to Keep My Day Job

I love you guys, but, I gotta be honest — I was planning on getting out of this gig pretty soon. You see, I had tens of thousands of dollars invested in death pools worldwide, betting...

Valuables Stolen From Amy Winehouse

While totally sober Amy Winehouse continues to fuck and fucking annoy all the tourists in the Caribbean, her home in Camden was burgled.  According to police, the robbers stole guitars and...

Not Too Shabby!

All the crack-cocaine in the world can’t change the fact that Amy Winehouse is phenomenally talented. Here’s some amateur video of her — still on vacay in St. Lucia...

Blake Wants a Divorce!!!

Oooh, it’s gonna get ugly. Blake Civil-Fielder has instructed his attorney to begin divorce proceedings after Amy Winehouse went public with her relationship with a new man. The...