Guys, so the last time we talked about Katie Holmes (aside from that time that she wore a really awful, clashing outfit on Jimmy Fallon's show), I believe I'd mentioned that I was watching the series finale of 'Dawson's Creek' that particular day, and you know what? I did. I so, so did. I laughed, I cried, I made ridiculous faces at my laptop, and a good time was had by all (read: me). I made it through the entire series without distraction, and I'm so, so glad that I was able to experience the thing that I p...
Which I, like, totally don't understand, considering Courtney's mother herself practically sold Courtney to Doug Hutchison for a song and a pair of shitty Lucite heels. Which were regifted.
On the most recent episode of 'Couples Therapy', Courtney's mom, Krista, was interviewed, and she talked all about Courtney and Doug and (more Doug) and opportunities for Courtney to get naked and/or f-cked for cash down the road, and she all but broke down in dollar signs tears. This is what Krista had to say:
...
Oh man, guys. Shit's really hitting the fan, is it not? Here's a screencap from Lindsay's assistant's, Gavin Doyle's, Twitter:
And hey, look who probably doesn't have a job any longer? Yes, Gavin Doyle, Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant. What I want to know, though, is why is Gavin choosing to address Lindsay and her myriad issues through Twitter? Wouldn't it be better received---or, you know, received, period---if he'd just gone to the source and talked Lindsay through her problems? Yeah, sure, he's probably already done that a...
Lindsay Lohan has terrible taste. [The Superficial]
Colin Farrell in a fairytale. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian drinks milkshakes in Kuwait. [Starpulse]
Britney Spears is back in it. [The Superficial]
She of the sweaty scalps. [Lainey Gossip]
Lea Michele forgot to blend her makeup. Like, all of it. Everywhere. [Splash]
Dina Lohan is proud of Lindsay's arrest. [Cele|bitchy]
Trace Adkins is a racist. [Huff Po]
Sexy penis moves. I guess. [The Frisky]
The airheaded actress who makes all the mistakes. [I'm Not Obs...
Hey! This sure is a different look for this girl, who we always see ... well, with a different kind of look than this. Here's three hints to send you on your way:
---Tattoos.
---She's got a really trashy sister who likes to put her money where her mouth is (no, really).
---No, really; tattoos.
Jump in to find out who it is!
Read More...
No, because he's not---it's his sister's ass, guys, and yeah, don't I just feel like an ass myself for ass-uming that Gavin Rossdale would be the butt of anyone's jokes because duh, why would you ever cheat on Gwen Stefani with a girl who kind of looks like Gwen Stefani? What a bunch of ass-hattery.
But really, haha, isn't that just so funny? What's also funny is that if my brother touched my ass/non-ass like that, it'd probably be to give me an atomic wedgie, and I'd probably haul off and punch him i...
I could just roll over and die. No joke. Roll over. and die. From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan punched another woman in the face over Max from the boy band "The Wanted" last night ... and we've learned Max was turned off by the fact LiLo was sloppy drunk inside the club ... this according to sources at the club.
We're told ... Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert -- but not to see the Biebs -- "The Wanted" was the opening act ... and Lindsay has been scoping Max out for the last few days.
...
Will.i.am and Britney. Go figure. [The Superficial]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a budget superhero. [Lainey Gossip]
Brad Pitt's 'Killing Them Softly' is actually a good movie. [Starpulse]
Chris Hemsworth's self-admitted chemistry with another dude. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy and Selena are sexy snowflakes. [G Celeb]
Get Emily Blunt's makeup look. [The Frisky]
Is Nick Jonas the sexiest pet owner alive? [Socialite Life]
Tom Daley does the Mobot in his Speedo. [OMGBlog]
More ungodly frightening photos of Jared Leto. [The Superficial]
'The Hobbit' shuts do...
We're approaching another milestone in Facebook fans, and when we hit 5k likes, we're going to give away a pretty good-sized Amazon gift card.
All you have to do---LIKE US ON FACEBOOK. Suggest the page to your friends. In short, help us get our number up to 5k as soon as humanly possible, because if we don't give this Amazon gift card away (in time for the holidays, mind you), it's going to burn a hole in my pocket and I'm going to spend it. And you know what? I don't think the higher-ups ...
Best part of the video? How she keeps repeating, "Are you kidding me?" as if it's totally OK in some parallel universe to punch someone in the face even if they do the unthinkable and enter your personal, private space. "Are you kidding me", ...
Hey, did you guys hear? Kris Humphries got kicked out of a basketball game last night in Boston. Here's a clip of Kris and Rajon Rondo shoving one another, because OOH BADASS shoving:
Bunch of f-cking morons. Yes, let's push one another into the crowd so that innocent bystanders get injured, because that's thoughtful. Losers.
Anyway, this is what Kim Kardashian is contending with as her divorce continues to chug right along (making almost no progress whatever)---and the fact that Kanye West is...
All about Demi Moore's not-so-attractive new boyfriend. [The Superficial]
The definitive new girl-crush. [Bohomoth]
'X-Factor' recap. [Starpulse]
Jessica Simpson: definitely pregnant. [Splash]
Justin Bieber is hardcore. [INFDaily]
Britney's brand-new video. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson hates One Direction. [CDL]
Leonardo DiCaprio is under arrest. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The latest 'X-Men'. [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's new BFF. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who's directing the new 'Star Wa...
Guys, so the last time we talked about Katie Holmes (aside from that time that she wore a really awful, clashing outfit on Jimmy Fallon's show), I believe I'd mentioned that I was watching the series finale of 'Dawson's Creek' that particular day, and you know what? I did. I so, so did. I laughed, I cried, I made ridiculous faces at my laptop, and a good time was had by all (read: me). I made it through the entire series without distraction, and I'm so, so glad that I was able to experience the thing that I p...
Which I, like, totally don't understand, considering Courtney's mother herself practically sold Courtney to Doug Hutchison for a song and a pair of shitty Lucite heels. Which were regifted.
On the most recent episode of 'Couples Therapy', Courtney's mom, Krista, was interviewed, and she talked all about Courtney and Doug and (more Doug) and opportunities for Courtney to get naked and/or f-cked for cash down the road, and she all but broke down in dollar signs tears. This is what Krista had to say:
...
Oh man, guys. Shit's really hitting the fan, is it not? Here's a screencap from Lindsay's assistant's, Gavin Doyle's, Twitter:
And hey, look who probably doesn't have a job any longer? Yes, Gavin Doyle, Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant. What I want to know, though, is why is Gavin choosing to address Lindsay and her myriad issues through Twitter? Wouldn't it be better received---or, you know, received, period---if he'd just gone to the source and talked Lindsay through her problems? Yeah, sure, he's probably already done that a...
Lindsay Lohan has terrible taste. [The Superficial]
Colin Farrell in a fairytale. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian drinks milkshakes in Kuwait. [Starpulse]
Britney Spears is back in it. [The Superficial]
She of the sweaty scalps. [Lainey Gossip]
Lea Michele forgot to blend her makeup. Like, all of it. Everywhere. [Splash]
Dina Lohan is proud of Lindsay's arrest. [Cele|bitchy]
Trace Adkins is a racist. [Huff Po]
Sexy penis moves. I guess. [The Frisky]
The airheaded actress who makes all the mistakes. [I'm Not Obs...
Hey! This sure is a different look for this girl, who we always see ... well, with a different kind of look than this. Here's three hints to send you on your way:
---Tattoos.
---She's got a really trashy sister who likes to put her money where her mouth is (no, really).
---No, really; tattoos.
Jump in to find out who it is!
Read More...
No, because he's not---it's his sister's ass, guys, and yeah, don't I just feel like an ass myself for ass-uming that Gavin Rossdale would be the butt of anyone's jokes because duh, why would you ever cheat on Gwen Stefani with a girl who kind of looks like Gwen Stefani? What a bunch of ass-hattery.
But really, haha, isn't that just so funny? What's also funny is that if my brother touched my ass/non-ass like that, it'd probably be to give me an atomic wedgie, and I'd probably haul off and punch him i...
I could just roll over and die. No joke. Roll over. and die. From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan punched another woman in the face over Max from the boy band "The Wanted" last night ... and we've learned Max was turned off by the fact LiLo was sloppy drunk inside the club ... this according to sources at the club.
We're told ... Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert -- but not to see the Biebs -- "The Wanted" was the opening act ... and Lindsay has been scoping Max out for the last few days.
...
Will.i.am and Britney. Go figure. [The Superficial]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a budget superhero. [Lainey Gossip]
Brad Pitt's 'Killing Them Softly' is actually a good movie. [Starpulse]
Chris Hemsworth's self-admitted chemistry with another dude. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy and Selena are sexy snowflakes. [G Celeb]
Get Emily Blunt's makeup look. [The Frisky]
Is Nick Jonas the sexiest pet owner alive? [Socialite Life]
Tom Daley does the Mobot in his Speedo. [OMGBlog]
More ungodly frightening photos of Jared Leto. [The Superficial]
'The Hobbit' shuts do...
We're approaching another milestone in Facebook fans, and when we hit 5k likes, we're going to give away a pretty good-sized Amazon gift card.
All you have to do---LIKE US ON FACEBOOK. Suggest the page to your friends. In short, help us get our number up to 5k as soon as humanly possible, because if we don't give this Amazon gift card away (in time for the holidays, mind you), it's going to burn a hole in my pocket and I'm going to spend it. And you know what? I don't think the higher-ups ...
Best part of the video? How she keeps repeating, "Are you kidding me?" as if it's totally OK in some parallel universe to punch someone in the face even if they do the unthinkable and enter your personal, private space. "Are you kidding me", ...
Hey, did you guys hear? Kris Humphries got kicked out of a basketball game last night in Boston. Here's a clip of Kris and Rajon Rondo shoving one another, because OOH BADASS shoving:
Bunch of f-cking morons. Yes, let's push one another into the crowd so that innocent bystanders get injured, because that's thoughtful. Losers.
Anyway, this is what Kim Kardashian is contending with as her divorce continues to chug right along (making almost no progress whatever)---and the fact that Kanye West is...
All about Demi Moore's not-so-attractive new boyfriend. [The Superficial]
The definitive new girl-crush. [Bohomoth]
'X-Factor' recap. [Starpulse]
Jessica Simpson: definitely pregnant. [Splash]
Justin Bieber is hardcore. [INFDaily]
Britney's brand-new video. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson hates One Direction. [CDL]
Leonardo DiCaprio is under arrest. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The latest 'X-Men'. [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's new BFF. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who's directing the new 'Star Wa...