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photo of olivier martinez pictures Olivier Martinez should probably be ashamed of himself now. [The Superficial] Asslee Simpson's single again. [Bitten and Bound] 'Catching Fire' stills. [Starpulse] Disney's making a 'Life Size 2'? [OMGBlog] The 'Boy Meets World' meets 'Girl Meets World' is totally happening. [Socialite Life] What's that? Taylor Swift's clingy? No. [Celebslam] More on Angus T. Jones' fame. [Yeeeah] Kendall Jenner's first Vogue. [The Blemish] What you'll learn about yourself if you separate with your cell phone for a week...

Angus T. Jones’ Mother Has a Bit to Say About Her Son and Religion and ‘Two and a Half Men’

photo of angus t jones pictures This is what Angus's mom had to say, and surprisingly, it's not in support of her son's somewhat-ungrateful rant against the show that provided him the platform on which to spew his beliefs: "I'm concerned he's being exploited by the church." Yeah, it's not much, but just think for a second. She's his mother, and they don't have a terribly bad or wholly damaged relationship that we're aware of, so just how much can she say without really throwing her kid under the bus? Can she honestly go ahead and say something like, "This little shit's diggi...

Oh Boo, Madonna’s Thighs are Totally Fat

photo of madonna pictures fat pic No, but seriously, shut the f-ck up, Madonna. Once and for all, shut the f-ck up. According to Madonna's personal trainer, who did a recent interview with New! magazine, Madonna's most-lamented body part is her thighs. She, like, totally hates them or whatever and thinks they're totally disgusting. From New!: "We're all born with an area we're insecure about and she thinks it's her thighs so we spend a lot of time moulding and sculpting. She works very hard on it. She’s in the gym five...

Love It or Leave It: Oh Jared Leto

photo of jared leto scary no eyebrows pictures And here I was, thinking we'd seen Jared Leto at his absolute scariest. I was wrong. I'll tell you, though---one thing we can definitely say about this guy is that he really gets into character. Remember all that weight he put on? All that weight he lost? The time he did Kurt Cobain? Holy crow. I might not be a fan of his ultimate hipster music or his weird fashion choices (or the fact that he's Scarlett Johansson's meat puppet---it's like, come on; sack up and demand the relationship you ...

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photo of halle berry pictures It was all over the boobs. [The Superficial] Even more '50 Shades of Grey' ripoffs. [The Frisky] Elmo accuser number three. [TMZ] Lady Gaga supports Lindsay Lohan. [Starpulse] Of course there's going to be a documentary about Beyonce. [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Lawrence thinks she's pointless. [Splash] Robert Pattinson makes his choice. [Socialite Life] Charlie Sheen has Lindsay Lohan in his pocket. [Yeeeah] It's about that time: let's whore out Anna Nicole Smith's kid. She's legal. Ish. [Amy Grindhouse] M...

Demi Lovato Just Got Her 24th Tattoo

photo of kat von d and demi lovato pictures So I just knew that with Jesse James' recent engagement news would come some kind of Kat Von D publicity because that's usually how those things work, I just had no idea it would actually come in the form of doing her damn job, and not being some kind of reality ho who's in it all for the publicity and not at all the art. Or that it would involve Demi Lovato, who looks like a small child standing next to Kat Von D. How tall is Kat Von D, anyway, Google? Oh, she's 5'9"? That's pretty tall for a lady, but then again, I'm as tal...

Amanda Bynes’ Instagram Gets Better By the Day

photo of amanda bynes pictures She's also back on Twitter, despite being "retired," posting this message to all of her followers: My phone got taken twice but I got it back & am waiting to get reverified. I love my fans! Xox Follow me on instagram I'm amandabynes4386 :) You excited about Amanda's return to social media? Real, live social media? Stoked about seeing more photos just like the one above? Which is, incidentally, Amanda showing off her stylish jeans-holes and not her alarming weight loss, like, at all? ...

Quotables: Angus T. Jones Apparently Has a Thing Against Being the Highest-Paid Child Star Ever

photo of angus t jones pictures If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men.’ I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you, you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch. ... Watch out, just watch out… [because] a lot of people don’t like to...

Miley Cyrus is Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

photo of miley cyrus birthday twitter pictures Oh sorry, my bad; that's Britney who's not a girl, not yet a woman. Break it down now: Aw, but yet, so perfect, right? Did you guys know that Miley Cyrus and that dang ol' hair celebrated her twentieth birthday this past weekend? No, because you were inundated with turkey and all of the 'Liz & Dick' hoorah-rah? Because she did---Miley Cyrus turned twenty this past Friday, and to celebrate, PETA sponsored a pig or something for all of her heroic animal-loving-saving endeavors. They also gave her this e-card to ...

Lindsay Lohan is Actually Not Happy About All This Negativity

photo of lindsay lohan and grant bowler pictures So most of you disagreed with me when I said that I thought 'Liz & Dick' was actually pretty likable, and some of you (well, not *you*, per se, but Twitter people) actually went as far as ... well, practically eviscerating Lindsay for trying her ... well, for trying really hard in her latest film endeavor. With that in mind, I've got some good news for those of you who who are keen on hating on what she does on the premise of who she is: she's devastated. That's right, you heard---devastated. A sour...

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photo of paz delahuerta pictures Paz de la Huerta, pregnant and smoking. [The Superficial] Catherine's pre-pregnancy hair. [Lainey Gossip] Marcus Miller injured in a bus accident. [Starpulse] 'Wayne's World' FOREVER. [Socialite Life] Kourtney Kardashian's baby is ADORABLE. [TMZ] The Manatee Molester was arrested. [The Frisky] Prince Charles is "impatient" for people to die. This explains a lot. [Cele|bitchy] Oh Lindsay. [Yeeeah] Here's that Osama Bin Laden movie. [Huff Po] Move over, Justin Bieber. [Bitten and Bound] ...