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Klook! Kardashian Ksilly Kbandz!

I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I'm doing over here. After the whole Kardashian Kard fiasco (not that kard, the other one), you'd think Kourt, Khloe and Kim would show some discretion when putting their name on a product, but no. Now the girls have introduced a collection of Silly Bandz, those rubber bracelets you probably saw your kids and cousins swapping under the table like, last Easter. That's when these things were popul...

Another Exclusive Photo From The New ‘Spiderman’

Yet another image of Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman suit has been released, but this one is way less official and therefore far more dishy. A fan captured this shot of Spidey running through busy "New York traffic" yesterday (it's really just over by MOCA in Downtown, LA.) I was over there the other day to check out the museum and my friend and I saw all these NYPD cars. I assumed they were filming some bullshit cop show that no one really cares about. Now that I know they've been using ...

Best Coast is Crazy for You and The Internet is Crazy for Cats

Best Coast had one of my favorite albums last year and they've already made my favorite music video of 2011. The new video for their single "Crazy for You" is everywhere online this morning, and while the catchy tune probably doesn't hurt, I'm going to guess that it's the feline stars that are pushing it over the top. This thing is two calicos short of an episode of Hoarders. The Internet loves cats you guys. Cats doing cute things, cats doing funny things, cats doing things that are usually done by humans (like using an iP...

You Could Be Leighton Meester’s New Roommate!

OK, not really, but that's what the campaign for her new movie The Roommate will have you believe. These posters have been plastered all over the country, and when you call the number on the poster, you'll get to hear a short message from "Rebecca", the character in the film played by Leighton. Don't kill me, but I kind of want to see this movie. More than I want to see the other current Meester flick, Country Strong, anyway.  When I was home over Christmas, my 14-year old sister was ob...

Katy ‘The Jesus Lover’ Perry Makes Russell Brand Tone Down His Act

We've been talking about this for quite some time over here. You know, how Katy Perry, for someone who walks around with her tatas hanging out singing about losing your virginity to your high school sweetheart in skin tight jeans, is still WAY into God. It's not that we have a problem with religious types (to each their own, ya know?), but we are a little freaked out by how polarizing her message can be. After all, she is married to a trashmouth former sex addict and BFF with one of the most sin...

Poll: Was Ricky Gervais Too Mean at Last Night’s Golden Globes?

If you're not familiar with the humor of British comedian Ricky Gervais, you might have been a little bit surprised at some of his barbs during his Golden Globe hosting duties. Ricky's known for functioning on the "funny because it's true" side, which means that some of the topics he hits on are often considered off-color by many. Then of course there are the folks that lap up his brand of brutal honesty peppered with punchlines. The reviews of his hosting job are coming in and almost all of them are scathing. Personally, I thought he gave ...

‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Season 4 Preview: “She is a Thug in a Cocktail Dress”

Yes! As if Friday could be any better, the new preview for the fourth season of The Real Housewives of New York City has hit the web, along with promotional photos of the cast, and it looks GOOD. Nothing will ever top the first season where Jill and Bethenny were BFF, but it looks like this new installment could make up for the last couple of seasons. Let's see what we learned from this here clip: 1) The ladies go on a trip to Morocco where they act like a bunch of fish out of water, draped ...

Natalie Portman’s Will All But Retire Post-Baby

Natalie Portman was asked about her baby plans at the No Strings Attached premiere in LA this week and while she said she has nothing mapped out for the baby's arrival yet (“I’m very Jewish that way. We don’t do that," she said), it does sound like she has one thing nailed down: To disappear for a hot minute once that thing comes sliding out of her vadge hole. Natalie said, "I’ll be out of the public eye after [the baby's born],” later adding that she'll take any future career move...

David Arquette Isn’t in Rehab, He’s Dancing Burlesque

So you know how David Arquette's marriage fell apart and he started drinking way too much and then supposedly went to rehab? Well, the "going to rehab" part is starting to look like a lie (or at least something he's not taking very seriously), mainly because reader Jen K. sent us over a link to a Wall Street Journal bar review that touts David Arquette as not only a bar's manager, but as an occasional burlesque performer. From WSJ: Mr. Arquette will serve as master of ceremonies on occasion and perform, as will his gender-bending sibling, Alexis. Li...

First Image of Andrew Garfield as Spiderman

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman Big day for geeks over here on EvilBeet. First AnnaLynne McCord dressed as a Na'vi and now a sneak peak at Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman uniform. I've been watching The Social Network quite a bit lately and Garfman is my new crushboy for days. I think he's cuter than Tobey Maguire ever was, and that's all I really require of a movie Superhero. Let us know what you think about the new Spidey in the poll and comments! {democracy:63}...

Put This In Your Spank Bank: AnnaLynne McCord Dressed As a Na’vi

When one of the hottest TV actresses out there dresses up as a character from one of the biggest nerd movies of the decade, that's bound to do something for someone. That's the very first thing I thought of when I saw these photos of AnnaLynne McCord shooting scenes for 90210 in full Na'vi. I mean, this is basically SFW jerk-off material (pardon my language!) for an entire set of people out there. I predict that this gallery will garner millions of hits over the years, all from the same fifty...

Check Out Kanye West’s Kanye West Watch (Feat. Kanye West)

Kanye West is the definition of flashy and over-the-top (remember the gold teeth?), so it makes sense that the rapper would design a $180,000 watch with his likeness engraved in diamonds and gold right on the face. BestWeekEver had a description of Kanye's new bling that read, "The dial itself is in gold toned mother-of-pearl, with a combo of white, yellow, brown, and black diamonds. The bezel is lined with very large diamonds as well. The watch is said to have a total of about 8 carats of ...
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