Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Courtney Stodden Shaves Her Head To Commemorate Miscarriage

courtney stodden I was as shocked as anyone when Courtney Stodden announced a while back that she was expecting her first child with husband Doug Hutchison. I was super disheartened when they got back together because I thought she was finally going to get away from him and try to heal from some of the weird shit she'd been through and maybe start to lead a somewhat normal life. That hasn't happened, and sadly, neither is a baby now. Courtney miscarried recently, and now she's decided to shave her head in commemoration of th...

Orlando Bloom Gets His Junk Out To Paddle Board With Katy Perry

I'll be honest - I'm actually shocked that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are still an item. I don't understand what would have brought them together to begin with, let alone what would be keeping this "romance" going strong for several months, but what do I know? Sure, Katy looks completely repulsed by him every time they're together (case in point below) while Orlando seems to be hanging on for dear life and seems annoyingly clingy, but who knows. Maybe it's love! It's certainly something - after all, they went on a nice romantic paddle boarding excursion in Sardinia earlier this week, where Orlando got naked as the day he was born and let his dick wave in the wind out on the high seas. Once he finally got his shorts back on, Orlando went in for a little lovin' from his lady, only it seems like Katy wasn't really feeling it, which I feel like is NOT a new thing at all. I feel like every time I see them together it's a variation on the below theme: katy orlando I'll be honest - I'm actually shocked that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are still an item. I don't understand what would have brought them together to begin with, let alone what would be keeping this "romance" going strong for several months, but what do I know? Sure, Katy looks completely repulsed by him every time they're together (case in point below) while Orlando seems to be hanging on for dear life and seems annoyingly clingy, but who knows. Maybe it's love! It's certainly something - ...

“I Am Cait” Canceled — Apparently Caitlyn Jenner’s “Not Relatable”

caitlyn jenner When Caitlyn Jenner first revealed her transgender identity, I think a lot of people were full of hope. Here was someone with infinite resources and fame who had the opportunity to really make a difference in society. Instead, she's been a massive disappointment and has actually done way more harm than good by being egotistical, close-minded, ignorant and unwilling to open her world view. Ah well, hey ho, can't win 'em all. But it seems I'm not alone in being done with Caitlyn - E! has cance...

Britney Spears Says She’s Never Met Taylor Swift Even Though There Are Pictures Of Them Together

brit Either Britney Spears is the master of shade or she truly is that out of it (my money's on the latter), since the "Baby" singer says she's never met Taylor Swift despite the fact that they've taken pictures together on two separate occasions, each several years apart. Yikes. Clearly it wasn't all that memorable for Brit! Here's how it went down: Britney was a guest on the Kyle and Jackie O Show on Sunday morning when someone decided to ask her a stupid question: Who would she rather hang out with, Taylo...

Joe Jonas Plays Fuck, Marry, Kill With Surprising (?) Results

joe Joe Jonas is pretty irrelevant in my world so I can't really imagine him being of much interest to anyone else, though I assume he is on some level - he's a celebrity, right? If you happen to be into him, then you might be interested to hear the results of a little game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" that he played this week on Watch What Happens Live! Have I piqued your interest yet?  No? Oh, come on, it's Friday - humor me. The choices for Joe were Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Gigi Hadid. The...

Kanye West Loves When Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Selfies

kim kanye Kim Kardashian loves showing off her body. Whether it's in multi-thousand dollar dresses or in nothing at all, she clearly values her physical features more than any others - and hey, more power to her. I personally think it's sending a pretty shitty message to her young daughter that having a small waist or massive boobs should be your prized possession, but whatever. I'm tired of trying to fight Kim - she's not going anywhere and we have to accept it. Her husband Kanye West doesn't underst...

Kristen Stewart Is “So Much Happier” Now That She’s Dating A Woman

kristen stewart I've basically been calling Kristen Stewart's gayness since she was in Panic Room when I think she was about 11 or 12. She may not have known it yet, but I saw a glimmer in her eye that told me she'd grow up to be a giant lesbo. I feel vindicated that I turned out to be right, particularly because I totally dig her androgynous vibe and bad attitude and think she's pretty hot. Welcome to the team, KStew! Of course, Kristen doesn't seem to need the welcome since she's already pretty stoked ab...

Infamous TV Psychic Miss Cleo Dead From Cancer at 53

cleo Man, this news hits hard. If you watched a bunch of TV late at night in the late '90s/early '00s, no doubt you're familiar with the infamous TV psychic Miss Cleo. With her nondescript Caribbean accent (which was fake, BTW - she was born in LA) and her very convincing schtick about being able to give you all the answers to every question you had in life, she was basically a staple of bullshit TV. Unfortunately, she passed away this morning in Florida after battling cancer. She was only 53. He...

Kim Kardashian & Calvin Harris Have Found Some Common Ground

kim kardashian calvin harris You might think that Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris have zero in common and would have no reason to hang out with one another, but then you'd be forgetting that they share a common enemy: Taylor Swift. Neither of them has been shy about shutting Swift down publicly and pointing out that her girl next door facade is total bullshit, so it only makes sense that Kim and Calvin would come together... to celebrate J.Lo's birthday, but whatever! Let's just enjoy this moment! I bet the conversatio...

Caitlyn Jenner Says It Was Harder To Come Out As Republican Than Trans

caitlyn jenner You know, I've always really wanted Caitlyn Jenner to give me more of a reason to root for her. Yes, I applaud her incredibly brave decision to reveal her trans identity, but that's kinda where the buck stops. Ever since, she has repeatedly proven herself to be completely tone-deaf, ignorant and completely unsupportive of the real issues surrounding the LGBTQ community and has basically come off as a bit of an asshole. This isn't necessarily a surprise - Bruce Jenner has always leaned more con...

Jon Gosselin Works At TGIFridays, DJs On The Side

jon Back in the day, Jon Gosselin must have thought he had it made... well, financially, anyway. He and then-wife Kate Gosselin may have had a truckload of rugrats taking over their lives, but they also had a pretty sweet deal with TLC to star in their own reality series and make shit tons of cash. They basically never had to pay for anything for their kids AND they were cashing those sweet cable TV checks. Then Jon wandered elsewhere, he and Kate divorced and he found himself living in the Pennsyl...

Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney Split

lady gaga taylor kinney Raise your hand if you're surprised that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney never made it down the aisle. No one? Didn't think so. While the couple were "together" for several years and got engaged a while ago (I literally don't care enough to look up exact dates for either), they never actually seemed to be in the same place, save for a few strategic magazine snaps (and some pretty tacky ones, too). Anyhoo, there won't be any surprise to anyone that they're no longer together and have decided to spli...