Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Surprise! Chris Brown Lied About Doing Community Service

The world is an unjust place where children are starving, senseless wars are destroying countries and killing people and the walking shit stain known as Chris Brown hasn't had his ass beaten raw before being thrown away to rot in a jail cell for all of eternity. After narrowly escaping charges from Frank Ocean for jumping him in a studio parking lot, however, he may still be in trouble with the law for violating his probation by lying about actually doing any community service. From TMZ: Br...

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Jon Hamm's penis is on the prowl again [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow like riding in helicopters together [Lainey Gossip] Katherine McPhee thinks it's okay to wear a belly shirt during a NYC winter [Splash News Online] James Cameron won't get sued over Avatar, after all [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian's doctor thinks Kris Humphries is messing up her pregnancy [TMZ] Bar Rafaeli's GoDaddy ad took 65 takes to shoot [The Blemish] Daniel Radcliffe doesn't mind making fun of himself [TheBERRY] Jessica Alba's got a ...

Demi Lovato Blames Her Fellow Celebs For Her Eating Disorder

Demi Lovato has been through a lot - self-harming, a serious struggle with bulimia, rehab, having to date a Jonas Brother... you get the picture. While she's doing a lot better now (despite breaking her foot on a shiny floor), she's still pretty pissed off that people in Hollywood don't talk all that much about the pressures and fame and own up to their own struggles with body image, because if they had, she might not have had to deal with it herself. From Cosmo On Campus (via DigitalSpy): "...

LeAnn Rimes Is a Total Bitch, Was Never Remorseful For Affair, Says Brandi Glanville

It's heeeere - your first LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville/Eddie Cibrian post on my watch. Hopefully it'll be your last, as well, but no promises. All I can do is try my best, people. Anyway, we all know the story: Eddie cheated on Brandi during their marriage with that anorexic harlot LeAnn (who was also cheating on her now ex-husband, as well) and it caused a whole hell of a lot of trouble and spawned far too many stories in the press that no one really cared about. But wait, there's more! Apparently...

‘N Sync Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (Like, Ever)

Alright, let's just get right down to it: 'N Sync will probably never reunite, so if you were holding out for a "10 years later"-type mini tour or TV special, you'll have to settle for making your JC Chasez doll dance and looking at that pic of Justin Timberlake's hair next to a block of ramen noodles for the rest of your days. You can also listen to 'Digital Getdown' and giggle to yourself about how you used to think that song was secretly about, well, "digits" in naughty places. Nostalgia i...

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Brandi Glanville won't shut up about LeAnn Rimes banging Eddie Cibrian [The Superficial] Ouch - Denise Richards is getting way too skinny [Bitten and Bound] Rihanna looks pretty hot in these Terry Richardson outtakes [Starpulse] Alexander Skarsgard models for Calvin Klein [Hollywood PQ] Thom Evans - whoever that is - is single and naked [OMG Blog] One Direction is anything but serious during tour rehearsals [Socialite Life] Miley Cyrus wore another really ugly outfit [Celebslam] Taylor Swift goes Rapunzel for new Disney...

Pink Doesn’t Care About Being Beautiful, But Totally Is Anyway

Man, I love Pink. She's one of those pop stars that's completely low key, seemingly down-to-earth and effortlessly cool in the face of so many contrived wannabes. Oh, and she makes some pretty solid pop tunes that are emotionally raw, quirky and sometimes downright funny. Bottom line: Pink is great and always will be. In a new interview with Redbook, the singer discussed her unconventional path to stardom, as well as her less than mainstream looks, which she's refused to let hold her back r...

Russell Brand Really Likes India… and Demi Moore, Apparently

Russell Brand is kind of a hilarious amalgamation of a the Dalai Lama, Animal from The Muppet Babies and his character from Get Him To the Greek and I never really know what to make of him. Sure, he's a decent person who takes assholes to task,  but he's also... Russell Brand. He does weird stuff all the time, and this one's no exception: he's off on a spiritual trip to India... with Demi Moore. Say whaaat? From The Sun: RUSSELL BRAND can’t have been watching much of Channel 4’s What Happens In Ka...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!

Did you enter last week's Caption This contest? If so, you may have won some free shit! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, PLEASE check your email (or email me at the address to the right) or you'll lose out on a prize! We’ll be choosing the winner for the above photo next Tuesday, so make sure to check back to find out who it is - and make sure you enter! The winner on last week's Justin Bieber photo: Winner: Lindy "Just keep smiling for the camera and the usher tickets are yours...

Keira Knightley Doesn’t Know What Success Means

My feelings towards Keira Knightley can be described with no words and one action: a giant shrug. I mean, she's okay, I guess? Bend It Like Beckham was pretty good, as was Never Let Me Go... and she was in Love, Actually, which makes me cry every Christmas, so I suppose that counts for something. She's got the body of a walking clothes hanger (therefore she looks good in mostly anything) and she doesn't grate on my nerves like lots of other stars, so we'll just say she's alright. Anyway, Knightley -...

Kate Winslet’s Wedding Ring Is Pretty Normal, Guys

US Weekly snapped Kate Winslet out and about in Hampshire, England this week, showing off her wedding ring from her recent marriage to Ned Rocknroll. While the photo isn't much to speak of, the ring looks rather normal and like nothing too lavish, which just continues to prove something I have always known in my heart of hearts: Kate Winslet is one classy broad. Listen, I've loved her since Heavenly Creatures and like wine, cheese and my real-life boo, she just gets better with time. She's...

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Alexander Skarsgard hangs out with Kenneth from 30 Rock [The Superficial] Meet Beyoncé's all-female backing band [The Frisky] Guess what? Chris Brown is a violent thug! [TMZ] Fall Out Boy is getting back together and going on tour [Starpulse] Jennifer Lawrence is charming at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, as usual [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian gets her nails did, is still pregnant [Splash News Online] Matt Bomer is happy to show off his muscles [Socialite Life] Lana Del Ray goes anime for Numero Ja...