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John Mayer Knows He “Was” a Jerk, Doesn’t Seem to Care All That Much

john mayer pics, photos John Mayer has a lot of feelings, people. I mean, have you listened to 'Your Body Is a Wonderland'? If the answer is "unfortunately, yes" and you still have ears, listen up. You see, John knows he's been promiscuous in his dating life and treated women like garbage, but now that Katy Perry has tamed him and taught him the error of his ways, he realizes he was probably wasn't all that nice to his past girlfriends, a lengthy lists which includes Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly and Taylor Swift. A...

Khloe Kardashian Doth Protest Too Much, Insists Her Sex Life With Lamar Odom Is Great

TGIF, guys! Let's get the bullshit out of the way first, shall we? Now, I am of the opinion that no one needs to know about a couple's sex life (or their respective genitals) besides the people in the couple, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom must have missed that memo, because they just won't shut the hell up about how much they enjoy a bit of the ol' rumpy pumpy with each other. From US Weekly: Are Khloe and Lamar headed for splitsville? No way! In the new issue of Us Weekly, Khloe...

Prince Releases New Track ‘Breakfast Can Wait’, Remains… Bizarrely Sexy?

Prince photos, pics I mean, Prince isn't sexy to me, really, but I can see how he would be to other people. Whenever I look at him, I just think of Charlie Murphy's reminiscence about playing basketball with him and eating pancakes at his house, so I kind of can't take him seriously. Musically, though? FIRE. He's like the lovechild of Sade and Elvis Presley even though he's kinda been around for ages and that analogy doesn't even make sense. Just go with it, okay? Get lost in Prince's eyes. For the last entry o...

Robert Pattinson May Have Had a Fling With a Model After KStew’s Affair

Some broke ass "model" (aka some small town transplant who put together a portfolio with her trust fund money) has come forward claiming that RPattz banged her for weeks on end after Kristen Stewart stomped all over his sensitive heart by getting head (sorry, "engaging in oral sex") in the front seat of a car from Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders late last year. From Hollywood Life: During a night out at a private LA club, Rob, 26, got friendly with a gorgeous staffer an...

Nicole Kidman Is Jealous of BFF Naomi Watts

Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts have been best friends for donkeys, so it seems only natural that Nicky would be thrilled for Naomi's recent Oscar nomination for her work in The Impossible, the film about the 2004 tsunami in Thailand that's based on a true story. (Side note: it's good - see it if you haven't!) Unfortunately, Nicole - who has always seemed a bit too much like her character in The Golden Compass, to me - is not really into it because she's used to being the one in the limelight. So instea...

Maybe John Travolta Didn’t Grab That One Guy’s Weiner After All

John Travolta is gayer than a rainbow feather boa around a drag queen's neck as she rides on a float in the gay pride parade, but he still won't come out. Instead, he gets massages and then tries to hump on the masseuses and when they file lawsuits, he denies it until he's blue in the face. However, sometimes there are money grubbers who will try to make an easy dime from a celebrity, and turns out at least one of the masseuses was less than honest, as his lawsuit against the actor - claiming that Travolta forced him to get naked before trying to get freaky with him - has b...

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Lindsay Lohan went to the amFAR gala, still looks 90 [The Superficial] Channing Tatum is going to the Oscars for the first time [Lainey Gossip] Steven Spielberg got told off for a factual error in Lincoln [Starpulse] Disney has made George Lucas even richer than before [Elite Daily] Joel McHale speaks out on Chevy Chase's racist outburst [Celebitchy] Barbara Palvin does a Valentine's Day photoshoot [G Celeb] Stevie Wonder is happy about the Grammy dress code [TMZ] Movie reviewer calls ...

Michelle Obama Has Killer Taste In Music, Guys

The FLOTUS is one amazing lady in several regards, but turns out that her excellent political perspectives also carry over to her personal taste in music, because she's got some serious jams on her playlist. From People: Singers on My Workout Playlist: Willow Smith & Beyoncé "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith always gets me moving – and it's just so inspiring how young and talented she is! I also love anything by Beyoncé – and of course "Move Your Body" gets me going not just becaus...

Listen up, Grammy Attendees: Your Nips, Butt Cheeks and Puffy Genitals Aren’t Welcome!

Well, the Lord's day is going to be a lot less fun this week (I mean, if it's possible to be less fun than it usually is), because this time around, artists attending the Grammys in LA have been warned about being naked. That's right, no butt, no tits, no "puffy" genitals (dear me!) - leave it at home, because the 55th annual Grammy Awards is a classy event and they're not having it. Organisers for the show at CBS Standard and Practice sent out a rather amazing email earlier this week advi...

Miley Cyrus Will Never Have Long Hair Again

Miley Cyrus got a shit ton of attention last year when she chopped all her hair off, and for good reason - she looks good. Sure, it's a bit of a Pink rip-off, but I like that she "can't be tamed", if you will, and has continually shucked her squeaky clean Disney image by being bold, outspoken and basically doing whatever the f-ck she wants. The short hair has been an eye-opener for Miley, who feels sexy as hell and has no plans of ever growing long locks again, according to E Online: "I feel...

Emma Bunton’s Dog Dies After Going Missing

While playing with her lovely dog Phoebe in the park on Monday, Emma Bunton's precious pet Phoebe ran off and was presumably either lost or stolen. Bunton reached out via Twitter (in addition to notifying local authorities, of course) to spread the word and offer up a big reward for the pup's return and while many were searching, the end result was tragic. From The Daily Mail (via The Independent): Former police officer Tom Watkins, who was enlisted to help find the missing dog, said he...

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Rihanna, Chris Brown court date photos, pics Rihanna went to court on Chris Brown's behalf [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson has been seriously Photoshopped in new advertisements [Lainey Gossip] Heidi Klum cuts the opening ribbon at New York Fashion Week [Bohomoth] Robert DeNiro tears up talking about mental illness [Starpulse] Khloe Kardashian is taking Kim's hand-me-downs [Splash News Online] Emily Blunt looks really good in uniform [INFDaily] Robin Sachs dies at age 61 [The Huffington Post] So, I guess Casey Anthony is going to be in porn now [Celeb Dirt...