

It's heeeere! Time for Britney Spears' video for 'Perfume'. It's an interesting one, guys - we've got BritBrit lying in a bed in lacy lingerie trying to look innocent, BritBrit cuddling up to a blonde hunk, BritBrit singing about wanting to "mark [her] territory" by putting her scent all over this man to take back to this other woman he's with now that they've broken up... you get the hint.
This song is kind of a hot mess - basically Brit is the other woman and doesn't seem to think this is...
Damian Lewis, who you probably know as Brody on Homeland, is a really talented actor, and in fact he got his beginnings in theatre. While most actors are proud of all of their work and even choose to return to theatre later in their career, Damian was really glad to get away from it all so that he didn't risk being lumped in with all those "fruity" actors, like Sir Ian McKellen. While he didn't mention McKellen directly, his comments certainly seemed like a dig...
"[I didn't want to end up]...
After the last story, I felt compelled to use the old saying "birds of a feather flock together", because Kim Kardashian certainly belongs with Kanye West. Between her utter cluelessness about the world around her and Kanye's extreme megalomaniacal delusions, they're a right pair. So what's Kanye done now? Well, he got heckled during his show in San Antonio, Texas when a female fan shouted for him to take off his Maison Martin Margiela mask, which is fucking hideous. I'd have requested the same.
In any case, ...
Maybe Kim Kardashian isn't so generous after all. Basically, she had an eBay clothing sale to help the victims of the recent typhoon in the Philippines, with a portion of the proceeds going to "International Medical Corps, a nonprofit organisation that provides critical health services on remote islands where families are struggling to access medical care and basic resources like food, clean drinking water and vital medications." Sounds fantastic, right? Kim, who is worth $60 million, was doing som...
Katie Holmes will testify as to whether Tom Cruise parents well over the phone [Amy Grindhouse]
So, how are we all feeling about the 'Godzilla' remake? [Lainey Gossip]
Brandi Glanville thinks black people can't swim [The Superficial]
Abbey Clancy decided to show full-on nipple now [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
'Heathers: The Musical' is a real thing and it's coming to Broadway [ICYDK]
Jenna Dewan-Tatum looks great in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
The Kardashian Christmas t...
Kristen Stewart has somehow become somewhat of a "fashion darling" in that designers totally aren't put off by her constant sourpuss face and actually think it works and is very, I dunno, haute couture or something. Chanel must've felt the same, because they've hired her to be the new face of the brand.
Karl Lagerfeld apparently hand-picked Stewart for his Métiers d'Art Paris-Dallas collection which is expected to launch in May 2014. In fact, Kristen actually showed up to Chanel's Coco C...
Y'all know Lea Michele is sorta my arch enemy (in a completely non-serious way because who am I, Voldemort?), largely because her case of Special Snowflake Syndrome is beyond a joke and she is annoying as shit. Not much changes with the release of her debut single, 'Cannonball'. The song is talking about how she needs to get back out in the world and start living and not let anything hold her back, which is an empowering message for sure - especially for her personally since Cory Monteith's d...
Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll had a baby boy, finally. Her rep told People, "Mother and baby are doing great." Good!
As always, I've come up with a fantastic list of baby names that this celeb couple can feel free to use:
Jack
Jacknroll
Little Roo
Reader
Oak
Merlot
Pimms
Titanica (for a girl, obviously.)
Koffi Table
Butternroll
Give give her all the damn time recovery she needs to get her ~~post baby bod~~ especially considering she doesn't give an eff i...
Demi Lovato flies like paper gets high on cocaine on planes. The singer just admitted that at the worst points of her drug addiction, she used to sneak cocaine onto airplanes. Ms. Lovato's been very open about her drug use, but even this raised my brows. Here's what she told Access Hollywood:
Something I’ve never talked about before, but with my drug use I could hide it to where I would sneak drugs. I couldn’t go without 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine and I would bring it on airplanes. I would smuggle it basically and just wait until everyone in first class would go to...
McDaid, 37, is reportedly in Los Angeles while working with Ed Sheeran on his new album. Sheeran, 22, has been living in Cox's beach house, and spent Thanksgiving with her and Aniston.
Well that IS unlikely.
Guys, I just want the best for Courteney. What's Ryan Gosling doing? Is he still with Eva Mendes? If not, can we set up Cox and Gosling? We'll call it Coxling.
Don't even pretend you don't love seeing celebrities without makeup. Unless it's someone super young and pretty like Selena Gomez, in which case, girl, no one cares. You're practically a child, it shouldn't be shocking that you look great without makeup. But I appreciate the selfie.
No, the good stuff is seeing J.Lo without makeup. And now, Kirsten Dunst. Kiki D is amazing to me, because she's 31 and yet without makeup, she looks like she did in her Bring It On years. Which is a film I never ...
Amanda Bynes is out of rehab now and hopefully headed for a better life but it unfortunately doesn't erase past events. Thankfully, one of Bynes's "victims" (to quote Radar Online) forgives her for her destruction. Her name is Bonnie Braate, and 4 months ago, Ms. Bynes set fire to her driveway for no apparent reason. Ms. Braate had this to say to Radar:
I just hope she got better. I’m glad she’s getting treated at home, people don’t get over drug addiction overnight. There’s nothi...