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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had a baby!

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling revealed – or rather people found out – that they were having a baby only a few short months ago, and now it seems like they’re already parents to an adorable baby girl.

Hey girl, indeed! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl on Friday, Sept. 12, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.

Yes, that is exactly the total of information we’ve got. I’m sure more info will be forthcoming, but for now, you’ll have to live on the image of Ryan Gosling cradling a tiny infant to his beautiful chest and be done with it.

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Ryan Gosling is already a “caring father-to-be”

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Here’s a story you can blow right out your ass: it’s been about a week since we found out that Eva Mendes (GOD HELP ME, I typed “Eva Gosling” at first – please tell me a wedding’s not next!) and Ryan Gosling are having a baby, and already some “source” has gone blabbing to US Weekly about how he shops, cooks and acts like a “caring father-to-be”. Or, you know, like a decent fucking person.

“Ryan goes out and gets the groceries,” the insider tells Us of the Notebook hunk. “[Eva's] been wanting pasta, and he’s cooking her meals.” Adds the source: “Ryan has already stepped into the role of caring father-to-be.”

LOL, okay, Source. Calm down.

I seriously hope this is one of those quotes that a work experience intern made up, because if they actually paid someone to spew this basic bullshit, they got ripped off.

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Is this what Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s child will look like?

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They’re both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?

According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here’s a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:

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Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger versions of both of them rather than combinations. The boy, especially.

Anyhow, how are you all coping with the pregnancy news? I know it’s not all what we wanted or expected, but everything happens for a reason. This must be the way things are meant to be. Deep breaths.

On a serious level, why does everyone shit all over Eva Mendes so much? Like, I know she’s nothing special, but neither is he, so why is it that she “doesn’t deserve him”? This is a legit question – I don’t know much about her at all, so please fill me in.

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