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1Ryan Gosling is already a “caring father-to-be”

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Here’s a story you can blow right out your ass: it’s been about a week since we found out that Eva Mendes (GOD HELP ME, I typed “Eva Gosling” at first – please tell me a wedding’s not next!) and Ryan Gosling are having a baby, and already some “source” has gone blabbing to US Weekly about how he shops, cooks and acts like a “caring father-to-be”. Or, you know, like a decent fucking person.

“Ryan goes out and gets the groceries,” the insider tells Us of the Notebook hunk. “[Eva's] been wanting pasta, and he’s cooking her meals.” Adds the source: “Ryan has already stepped into the role of caring father-to-be.”

LOL, okay, Source. Calm down.

I seriously hope this is one of those quotes that a work experience intern made up, because if they actually paid someone to spew this basic bullshit, they got ripped off.

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July 16, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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2Is this what Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s child will look like?

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They’re both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?

According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here’s a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:

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Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger versions of both of them rather than combinations. The boy, especially.

Anyhow, how are you all coping with the pregnancy news? I know it’s not all what we wanted or expected, but everything happens for a reason. This must be the way things are meant to be. Deep breaths.

On a serious level, why does everyone shit all over Eva Mendes so much? Like, I know she’s nothing special, but neither is he, so why is it that she “doesn’t deserve him”? This is a legit question – I don’t know much about her at all, so please fill me in.

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July 11, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
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6Is Eva Mendes pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby?!

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UPDATE: This is apparently confirmed! Eva is said to be 7 months along, as well, so we’ll be getting a baby Gosling before summer’s end, if that’s true!

STOP THE PRESSES, because apparently Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, the couple who everyone forgot was together (and was hoping weren’t) are apparently having a baby together. This, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt – some “anonymous source” told OK! all about it.

Women of the world who dream of having Ryan Gosling‘s baby: Eva Mendes has beat you to the punch! The actress is seven months pregnant with Ryan, and she couldn’t be happier. “She’s been ready for motherhood for a while now,” an insider tells OK!, “and to be sharing this experience with Ryan is a dream come true for her!”

It’s been tough to keep up with Eva and Ryan’s relationship. The couple, who started dating in 2011 after co-starring as parents in The Place Beyond the Pines, have been on-again, off-again for the last year, but the baby news is giving their relationship a new sense of direction. “Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he’d be there no matter what,” a source says. “This is it for him.”

That promise might not be enough for Eva. Insiders say she’s determined to make their family status official before the baby comes. “Ryan doesn’t think they need to marry just because they are having a baby, but Eva believes it’s important to have their lives fully intertwined,” says a source. Are there wedding bells and a bundle of joy on the way? Only time will tell!

Look, this is probably BS – just like that story of Ryan adopting a baby that he then lost custody of 6 months later or whatever it was. However, if it is, I guess that’s my hopes of him reuniting with Rachel McAdams dashed. Congrats, I guess?

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July 9, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
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0Newsflash: Eva Mendes Isn’t Pregnant!

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I’m not sure who in the hell started this rumour, but it just goes to show that the press can’t make its mind up, like, ever. First Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have broken up, and now she’s apparently pregnant by him. According to her, neither of those things are true, but we’re talking specifically about the pregnancy claims here.

Eva appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to discuss the “ridiculous” idea that she might be having a baby. Spoiler: she ain’t.

“It’s so ridiculous. It all started because I didn’t want to go through those X-ray scanners at the airport, which are really creepy. They basically see you naked, right. And not only that, but there’s a radiation aspect to it. So I always opt out. I always ask for a personal pat down.”

Huh. I mean, how much radiation are you being exposed to by the 10 seconds you’re in an airport scanner, girl? You’d rather have people putting their actual hands on your bits than to walk through the scanner? Eh, to each her own, I suppose.

Eva was also asked what she’s going to do on Valentine’s Day, and she apparently thinks she’s hilarious, because this was her response:

“I’m not a big Valentine’s Day person. I’ll probably just order a deep dish and watch The Notebook or something.”

HA! HAHA! SO FUNNY! She probably will do that shit, though – I seriously don’t think they’re still together.

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February 13, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
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1Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Haven’t Broken Up, Everyone!

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Press pause on your DVD of The Notebook and scratch out those hearts you were drawing with “[Your Name] + Ryan Gosling = True Love 4 Eva” on your notebooks, because it turns out all those rumours of Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes deciding to call it quits are false! That is, at least according to a rep for Eva, who has everything to gain by trying to keep her ass in the spotlight for SOMETHING.

Ryan and Eva have been doing this dating song and dance for a while now, but they haven’t been seen together in public for a long ass time and it’s been claimed that they decided to split because they have very different views on Hollywood life – basically that Eva wants to get her swerve on in the limelight and Ryan isn’t all that bothered about that showbiz mumbo jumbo.

From E! Online:

Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva’s rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

Sorry, not buying it – I wanna see the receipts! It’s easy to keep telling the press all is well to keep interest up in paparazzi following her around hoping for a sighting of the pair of them, etc. I mean, look – it’s no one’s business who’s dating whom or any of that bullshit, but don’t try to play dumb, just come clean with it!

Of course, I could be wrong here and they could be totally loved up and unable to get enough of each other… but my money’s on their single status.

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February 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
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3Ryan Gosling May Have Made A Huge Mistake

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating and every time I realize this I am surprised. It’s like when you remember an actor who was in a film you saw a long time ago and think, “Oh wow, that’s right, I totally forgot he was in that.”

They’re also working together. Mr. Gosling is directing his girlfriend in his film How To Catch A Monster that is not based on a Goosebumps book but really should be. And in the words of the Bluth family he might be thinking, “…I’ve made a huge mistake.”

From National Enquirer:

Ryan, 32, is directing his 39-year-old Latina squeeze Eva in his directorial debut, “How To Catch a Monster,” spending the spring filming on location in Detroit. He’s gone out of his way not to give his gorgeous girlfriend any special treatment on the set, but sources say he’s gone overboard.

“Ryan’s been harder on Eva [that's what she said] than any of the other actors in the film,” said a friend. “He’s ordered multiple takes of her scenes. Eva is going along with it, but she can’t help asking herself, ‘Is he just doing this to show he’s in charge?’

“I think they both realize now it would have been better for Ryan to go it alone on this film, and for Eva to just visit him on the set.”

Back to the first paragraph, gotta love they feel they have to mention that Mendes is “latina” as though that’s her whole identity and she should be categorized. Or like we forgot. Anyway apparently they were going to marry in the fall but that may not happen due to all of this angst. Also, there’s this, my favorite part of this entire story, and out of any other story:

Making matters worse, Ryan’s still convinced Eva has a crush on “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Larry David! As we recently reported, Ryan hit the roof after Eva accidentally sent the chrome-domed comic a gushing text – that was meant for someone else.

I’m guessing this was Larry David’s reaction:

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June 10, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
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