Beyoncé's unannounced self-titled album is absolutely smashing records left and right, and for good reason - it's a damn good record, with a clever concept in the whole "visual album" thing. No one does it quite like Beyoncé, and no one's more aware of that than the lady herself, who insists that she's worked harder than anyone she knows to get everything she has (but that doesn't really matter, because she still cares about Blue Ivy more than anything fame can bring).
"I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I...
Demi Lovato quit The X Factor before it could quit her [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh God, R. Kelly responded to the Village Voice's accusations [The Superficial]
Paul Rudd is literally a superhero now [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miley's 'We Can't Stop' the perfect Christmas song? [theBERRY]
Kristen Johnson from 'Third Rock from the Sun' has a rare form of lupus [The Frisky]
Reese Witherspoon's kids are really cute [I'm Not Obsessed]
Does Prince William call Kate Middleton 'babykins'? [Celebitchy]
I don't know who Jessica Jarr...
SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched the season finale of Homeland, but shit finally got real. This season was as slow as molasses throughout, and while I get they were going for a slow burn, it was a bit too slow, if you ask me. In any case, they did finally throw a twist in at the end: Brody, after "redeeming himself" by killing someone high up in the Iranian government, is captured and hanged in a public execution as Carrie watched. Ouch! But also, hell yeah. That kinda needed to happen.
...
This case has been ongoing for a while, but I have steered clear of covering it because it's just too disgusting. You probably have heard of the case, but if you haven't, here's a quick rundown: Ian Watkins of the band Lostprophets was found a few months back to have been trying to rape babies (like, actual babies) and underage girls, sexually assaulting young girls, getting fans implicit in sexually abusing their own children and a whole SLEW of other charges that I won't even go into here because ...
Will Ferrell went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked him, "When was the last time you felt shame?" Mr. Ferrell's answer involved none other than Mr. Harrison Ford. Here's how he accidentally dissed the legend. Via E Online:
Last time I really felt shame was when, my first day of filming Anchorman 2. Harrison Ford worked that day and at the end of the day he asked me to go to dinner by just saying, ‘Dinner?' And I said, ‘No, I have some in my trailer,' thinking he was just literally asking me if I had som...
It's actually happening -- Khloe Kardashian is divorcing Lamar Odom. They had a lot of problems and it's suspected that when Odom openly rapped a cheating confession, that's when Khloe was done. She took to twitter to talk about her divorce and her pain. From her twitter:
This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul. Please, I don't need the extra rumors and BS right now.
Then maybe you should tell your own mother to SHUT THE F-CK UP. Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but she's already doing a lot of spea...
Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he's a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here's what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt's big bday plans (or lack thereof):
He's not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn't want any surprises. He really doesn't want to talk about his birthday much.
Instead he's focused on filming Fury in London. And I'm sure he's making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of person...
Bradley Cooper wasn't always the big name he is today. At one point, he played a dude in Sex and the City who taunted Carrie for looking crappy on a magazine cover. Remember that? Yeah, that was him. I still think it's his best role to date.
So while he's moved on to bigger things and wants to settle down and have kids, he had to overcome a major drug addiction. He was very frank with QG (although declined to say which drugs exactly he was doing, hmmm). From GQ (their questions are itali...
Demi Lovato totally wants off X Factor, probably so she can get back to her busy flying schedule. Ha ha. Here's what a source told People magazine:
She plans to spend next year completely focused on her music. She had a great run and a good time.
Careful, Demi. We all know what happens when you go on tour.
Will you miss Lovato? Honestly, does anyone here watch The X Factor and/or care about Demi Lovato?
I hope they replace her with an interesting trainwreck, like Courtney Love. I would consider watching a handful of minutes of that show if Co...
Eva Mendes is probably going to be single soon [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Shia LaBeouf a plagiarist? Maybe! [Lainey Gossip]
George Zimmerman copied his painting from ShutterStock [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts are the best... probably ever! [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan is doing just fine, everyone! [IDLYITW]
Why won't Lady GaGa just put some clothes on? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
What did we learn from Lorde's Reddit AMA? [The Frisky]
Nothing to see here, just Karlie Kloss out and about [Moe Jackson]
...
That's right, Adele's getting an MBE - a Member of the British Empire - from Queen Elizabeth. That's a pretty high honor, though she won't quite be able to call herself Dame Adele - that's reserved for DBEs and GBEs. Still, it's pretty great, and speaks to just how much Adele achieved before she seemingly dropped off the face of the earth to have babies and be a housewife (no shade there - totally down with that).
PJ Harvey is also getting an MBE, which is pretty excellent. I used to love me...
I never messed with that Toddlers and Tiaras nonsense and I've only seen one episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but you'd best believe I've watched every episode of Dance Moms. Abby Lee Miller is one of the most hilariously insane reality TV figures probably in history - she's loud, she's obnoxious, she's teaching dance even though it's pretty clear she was probably never actually a dancer herself... what's not to love?
There's something vaguely terrifying about young dancers being put through the ringer at Abby's dance studio. After all, they're only kids, and the pressure to be the best - not to mention the fighting between all the moms who are sure that their kids are actually better than all the others - can sorta take its toll. However, their parents continue to send them, even if only for the opportunity to be on TV and to collect a paycheck, so it's hard to feel too bad about how much I love it.
The fourth season of Dance Moms premieres on January 1, and UGH, I can't wait. Now that the Abby Lee Dance Studio have been named the overall national champions, what craziness will the kids be subjected to in order to keep the title? I wait with baited breath to find out.
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I never messed with that Toddlers and Tiaras nonsense and I've only seen one episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but you'd best believe I've watched every episode of Dance Moms. Abby Lee Miller is one of the most hilariously insane reality TV figures probably in history - she's loud, she's obnoxious, she's teaching dance even though it's pretty clear she was probably never actually a dancer herself... what's not to love?
There's something vaguely terrifying about young dancers being...
Beyoncé's unannounced self-titled album is absolutely smashing records left and right, and for good reason - it's a damn good record, with a clever concept in the whole "visual album" thing. No one does it quite like Beyoncé, and no one's more aware of that than the lady herself, who insists that she's worked harder than anyone she knows to get everything she has (but that doesn't really matter, because she still cares about Blue Ivy more than anything fame can bring).
"I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I...
Demi Lovato quit The X Factor before it could quit her [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh God, R. Kelly responded to the Village Voice's accusations [The Superficial]
Paul Rudd is literally a superhero now [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miley's 'We Can't Stop' the perfect Christmas song? [theBERRY]
Kristen Johnson from 'Third Rock from the Sun' has a rare form of lupus [The Frisky]
Reese Witherspoon's kids are really cute [I'm Not Obsessed]
Does Prince William call Kate Middleton 'babykins'? [Celebitchy]
I don't know who Jessica Jarr...
SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched the season finale of Homeland, but shit finally got real. This season was as slow as molasses throughout, and while I get they were going for a slow burn, it was a bit too slow, if you ask me. In any case, they did finally throw a twist in at the end: Brody, after "redeeming himself" by killing someone high up in the Iranian government, is captured and hanged in a public execution as Carrie watched. Ouch! But also, hell yeah. That kinda needed to happen.
...
This case has been ongoing for a while, but I have steered clear of covering it because it's just too disgusting. You probably have heard of the case, but if you haven't, here's a quick rundown: Ian Watkins of the band Lostprophets was found a few months back to have been trying to rape babies (like, actual babies) and underage girls, sexually assaulting young girls, getting fans implicit in sexually abusing their own children and a whole SLEW of other charges that I won't even go into here because ...
Will Ferrell went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked him, "When was the last time you felt shame?" Mr. Ferrell's answer involved none other than Mr. Harrison Ford. Here's how he accidentally dissed the legend. Via E Online:
Last time I really felt shame was when, my first day of filming Anchorman 2. Harrison Ford worked that day and at the end of the day he asked me to go to dinner by just saying, ‘Dinner?' And I said, ‘No, I have some in my trailer,' thinking he was just literally asking me if I had som...
It's actually happening -- Khloe Kardashian is divorcing Lamar Odom. They had a lot of problems and it's suspected that when Odom openly rapped a cheating confession, that's when Khloe was done. She took to twitter to talk about her divorce and her pain. From her twitter:
This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul. Please, I don't need the extra rumors and BS right now.
Then maybe you should tell your own mother to SHUT THE F-CK UP. Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but she's already doing a lot of spea...
Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he's a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here's what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt's big bday plans (or lack thereof):
He's not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn't want any surprises. He really doesn't want to talk about his birthday much.
Instead he's focused on filming Fury in London. And I'm sure he's making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of person...
Bradley Cooper wasn't always the big name he is today. At one point, he played a dude in Sex and the City who taunted Carrie for looking crappy on a magazine cover. Remember that? Yeah, that was him. I still think it's his best role to date.
So while he's moved on to bigger things and wants to settle down and have kids, he had to overcome a major drug addiction. He was very frank with QG (although declined to say which drugs exactly he was doing, hmmm). From GQ (their questions are itali...
Demi Lovato totally wants off X Factor, probably so she can get back to her busy flying schedule. Ha ha. Here's what a source told People magazine:
She plans to spend next year completely focused on her music. She had a great run and a good time.
Careful, Demi. We all know what happens when you go on tour.
Will you miss Lovato? Honestly, does anyone here watch The X Factor and/or care about Demi Lovato?
I hope they replace her with an interesting trainwreck, like Courtney Love. I would consider watching a handful of minutes of that show if Co...
Eva Mendes is probably going to be single soon [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Shia LaBeouf a plagiarist? Maybe! [Lainey Gossip]
George Zimmerman copied his painting from ShutterStock [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts are the best... probably ever! [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan is doing just fine, everyone! [IDLYITW]
Why won't Lady GaGa just put some clothes on? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
What did we learn from Lorde's Reddit AMA? [The Frisky]
Nothing to see here, just Karlie Kloss out and about [Moe Jackson]
...
That's right, Adele's getting an MBE - a Member of the British Empire - from Queen Elizabeth. That's a pretty high honor, though she won't quite be able to call herself Dame Adele - that's reserved for DBEs and GBEs. Still, it's pretty great, and speaks to just how much Adele achieved before she seemingly dropped off the face of the earth to have babies and be a housewife (no shade there - totally down with that).
PJ Harvey is also getting an MBE, which is pretty excellent. I used to love me...