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Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Not For Your Viewing Pleasure


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Jon Hamm, he of the dongiest dong of all the dongs in the dongy land, has his first Rolling Stone solo cover. Mad Men is coming April 7 (and here are their gorgeous, yet understated, promo shots) so it’s no surprise that Hamm’s publicist and agencents worked it hard to get him on that cover. He looks pretty good on it.

Haha, the cover says “Don Draper EXPOSED.” They totally know about the dong.

Rolling Stone tried leaving us with simply a tease, but The Daily Beast has since leaked a little something from the interview and it ain’t all sweet. Jon knows you’ve been talking about the dong, and he’s not happy about it. That’s his dong, not yours. Stop looking at it.

Hamm acknowledged that “most” of the comments about his package are “tongue-in-cheek,” but called them “a little rude.” “But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel that wasn’t part of the deal … but whatever.” At least Hamm is looking on the bright side: he also acknowledged “I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

I’m sorry, I know this is really immature and you expect better of Evil Beet. I’ll try to refrain from such foolishness.

P.S. dong.

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