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Katy Perry Is Throwing Herself A Divorce Party

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From The Sun:

Katy Perry is looking forward to what would be her second wedding anniversary – by organising a divorce party.

The singer’s not doing it to spite Russell Brand. It’s to make sure the build-up to her birthday isn’t depressing.

A source said: “Katy has been dreading October 23 for weeks now and has been trying to think of ways to turn it into something positive.

“It’s her birthday two days later and the last thing she wanted to do was spend that week depressed and miserable, which would then mean not doing anything to celebrate her birthday.

“Her pals have been persuading her to have a huge party or go to Vegas for a few days but Katy decided on throwing a small gathering at her home.

“She has decided to call it her divorce party and it will be a day of doing what she loves with her favourite people.”

Russell’s been having a divorce party for ages, given all the women he’s been with since his marriage to Katy ended.

I know this is from The Sun, but come on, you can’t tell me that you couldn’t see Katy Perry doing something like this. One small change though: the part where it says that she’s not doing it to spite Russell Brand? Just take that “not” out of there. Because she’s definitely doing it to spite Russell Brand.

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  • Love the catty bit at the end about how Russells been getting with lots of women since the divorce – 50 slutty women is still better than John Douche Mayer… Katy’s hardly been a nun