But really, that’s a thing that Seal actually said. Like, in real life. Seal is claiming that Heidi Klum destroyed their marriage because of her decision to “fornicate with the help.” Good lord.
Let’s back it up though for a minute, all right? There are these new pictures of Heidi on a beach with her bodyguard of four years, Martin Kristen. And they were playing around with her kids, and, like, sitting next to each other and stuff. In one of the pictures, the guy went in for a one-armed hug. You know, very serious, very racy stuff. And please keep in mind that Heidi and Seal announced their divorce in January. But hey, what a whore, right?
But according to Seal, yes, what a whore, indeed. He says it in a more passive aggressive way, but it’s pretty obvious what he’s getting at. Here, just read what he said:
“That’s what happens when two people separate, they move on and generally meet other people in their lives,” Seal, 49, told TMZ as he arrived at Los Angeles International Airport.
“I certainly don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional well-being of my children, and to be quite honest if there is going to be someone else there in their lives there, I would much rather it was a familiar face,” the singer said.
Added Seal: “That’s the only thing I would have preferred. Whilst I didn’t expect anything better from him [the bodyguard], I would of thought that Heidi would have shown a little more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”
As for what might have caused the end of their marriage, he said, “I guess you all now have the answer you have been looking for for the last seven months.”
I don’t know, ever since I saw those photos of Seal waving around his hands and wearing yellow fingernail polish to highlight the fact that he wasn’t wearing his wedding ring anymore, I find it hard to take him seriously. When news of this couple’s divorce was just starting up, one of the most prevalent rumors was that Heidi was leaving because of Seal’s temper. And really, anyone who actually uses the phrase “fornicated with the help” seriously probably has some issues that they need to work on. So yeah, I’m still leaning towards that theory.
Also, I hope Heidi has a super time with her new partner in fornication.
Delightful, isn’t he? Nice passive-aggressive approach, arsehole.
I can’t believe he actually said “the help”.
Oh yes, it’s impossible that Heidi Klum cheated on Seal. There really are people who would try to justify such an action by saying that their partner’s temper drove them to it.
Seal’s a decent person. But everyone knows Heidi is a slut. No one wanted to say that though because it’d turn into a interracial-marriage issue and now he has to pay for it.
Heidi is a whore end of story. . She got herself knocked up by a 65 year old who dumped her whilst pregnant and denied paternity of the child. Whilst pregnant she got it in with Seal. She then went on to marry Seal and had 3 kids by him but still her whoring did not stop. She fornicsted with the help behind Seal’s back. The woman is a disgrace. Seal should feel ashamed he procreated with this easy woman. He could have done way better.
Wow times have changed. 50 years ago the best job he would have been able to get was ‘the help’. Arrogance rises quickly in those who perceive power… Humans, very interesting creatures.
Heidi Klum has always been sleazy. Flavio Briatore knew it and never was foolish enough to marry her. Seal, on the other hand, had lower self-esteem and was bowled over by the superficial.