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Autotune the News Does Sweet Brown

You guys remember the not-at-all annoying Antoine Dodson and his actually kind of hilarious “hide yo children, hide yo wife” fame? Well there’s another lady on the horizon who calls herself Sweet Brown, and instead of talking about raping everybody up in the block, she talks about a house fire that caused … well, caused a bout of bronchitis.

I don’t know if this Sweet Brown lady is up for the rigamarole of Hollywood, but if she’s anything like the autotune-the-news sensation who came before her, we’ll see her busted for pot, driving without insurance, showing us massive-assed nipples, and finally—joy of all joys!—cutting a real album. Amazing what you can do these days to get a bit of fame, huh?

I don’t really know what to say about this other than, “ain’t nobody got time for that ain’t nobody got time for that.”

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  • Strut dat azz, Sweet Brown! Actually, it is only fitting that I (another denizen of Oklahoma) make the first comment…yes, it brings a tear of joy to my eye to know that we are in competition with Alabama for “Most Ig-nernt State in the U.S” with Sweet Brown. I’ll put her up against Antoine, the Ass-strutter and the crack-head leprechaun any day!!!!!

  • Actually the same thing happened 2 me, no time to grab shoes, just a shirt and a pair of pants. No bronchitis, tho. When u wake up in the middle of the night and your house is on fire, all you can think is how you were blessed not to die.

    I guess I don’t see what’s funny about this.