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I’ve Seen Whole Slices of Proscuitto That Are Smaller Than Antoine Dodson’s Nipples

I’m not even gonna talk about how cheesy the video actually is (oh, and that’s Antoine Dodson, by the way, of ‘Bed Intruder‘ fame), the only thing I really want to address is the diameter of this dude’s nipples. They’re larger than his cataract his eyes. They’re probably bigger than his ears. I mean, I seriously missed MOST of what was going on in this video, because I couldn’t stop staring at said nipples – you sort of hone in on them, and like a magic eye picture, everything else just kind of slips away into a swath of hazy darkness.

Is this, like, abnormal, or do you or someone you know have massively massive nipples, too?

Video courtesy of Bossip

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