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Watch This: Jay-Z and Kanye West Mashup All Over Midnight in Paris

*Warning: The video is NSFW for language, so unless you've got earphones or have a boss that digs loud-ass "motherfu-kers" and "n-ggas" with their coffee-and-bagel breakfast, you might be well-advised to use them. Don't say I didn't warn you! So, OK. Best part of the video? Adrien Brody, of course. But the rest of it's pretty great, too. I still haven't seen Midnight in Paris (I know, I should really probably get on that), but after watching the video, accompanied by the vocal stylings of Kanye and Jay-Z, I think I have a pretty good idea that I'm going to positively love it. Granted, I could do without all of the Kanye, but I don't think I have to worry about that as far as the film itself goes. About the video:
Kanye West and Jay-Z's anthemic "N*ggas In Paris," a track off their Grammy nominated Watch The Throne album, gets the quirky comedy treatment, courtesy of a new mashup that combines their audio with visuals from the film "Midnight In Paris." In the movie, Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Marion Cotillard and the rest of the class trip along through a few centuries and dip in and out of France's most prolific artistic circles, meeting the likes of Ernest Hemingway, Salvador Dali and F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Here's the original video, in case there was any confusion that Jay-Z and Kayne may have written the song for the movie: No. See? Not at all. We've got that straight, now, right? Also, have any of you guys seen this movie yet? It won all sorts of awards and it's been nominated for a whole bunch of others, plus, a lot of people have a raging hard-on for Woody Allen so I'm sure some of you must have seen it already. If so, what did you think? Think the flick would have been better if Jay-Z and Kanye's song were included on the soundtrack? /> *Warning: The video is NSFW for language, so unless you've got earphones or have a boss that digs loud-ass "motherfu-kers" and "n-ggas" with their coffee-and-bagel breakfast, you might be well-advised to use them. Don't say I didn't warn you! So, OK. Best part of the video? Adrien Brody, of course. But the rest of it's pretty great, too. I still haven't seen Midnight in Paris (I know, I should really probably get on that), but after watching the video, accompanied by the vocal stylings of...

Morning Wood

photo of lindsay lohan before drugs hot pictures photos pics Teen Moms team up with Toddlers and Tiaras because that's just a good idea right there. [The Superficial] Jake Gyllenhaal is hanging with Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip] Nice ... dress? Nicki Minaj. [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian didn't sleep with Kris Humphries after they got married. [The Superficial] George Clooney is an insomniac. [Huff Po] Victoria Beckham caught squeezing David Beckham's balls in public. [INFDaily] Hilary Duff's maternity wear is just all wrong. [ICYDK] The REAL reason Chelsea Han...

Quotables: Taylor SWIFT (Not Momsen) Just Slammed Miley Cyrus I Think

photo of taylor swift grammys pictures photos pics "I’m never gonna have the moment where I’m like, ‘I’m a woman now, guys. I’m only gonna write dark songs and I’m gonna dance in my bra all the time'. That’s not really me. I find that 22 is an age where a lot of times artists are like ‘I’m a woman now, guys'. I don’t know. I feel like it should happen naturally for me." OK, read that one more time and look at this photo and then tell me that she's not taking a swipe at Miley Cyrus: Right? Or maybe she's just taking...

Taylor Momsen Cleans Up Nicely!

photo of taylor momsen in a dress at new york fashion week 2012 pics Well isn't this a nice change now. Taylor Momsen wearing something other than undergarments and bloody, ripped fishnet stockings with thigh-high boots that could be used as arsenal in their own rights. And doesn't she just look lovely? Taylor here was photographed at New York's Fashion week, where she kept the company of Stacy Keibler, Bar Refaeli, and other prolific women not generally known for using electrical tape on their nippies, sacrificing goats onstage or wearing black leather all of the time and hooking up with questionably-aged music fans. Maybe girlfriend co...

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. THE TRAILER.

First, when I watched the trailer, I was all like 'huh?' And then halfway through it, I was like, 'Wait ... what?' but now (after watching it twice), I'm kind of like 'Hmm. OK.' Also, the final words on the screen - "Are you a patriot or a vampire?" Is that some kind of play on Democrats and Republicans? Or maybe just poking fun at the Twilight franchise's vampires versus werewolves thing? Was Abe Lincoln a werewolf? A terrorist? Or was he maybe a Democrat in disguise? Blood-suckers and all that? I don't know. I'm reaching here, guys. It's your job to rein me back in and let me know what's really what. Here's what IMDB has to say about Abraham Lincoln! Vampire Hunter!:
President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
So it's all a vengeance thing, then. And Abe wasn't really fighting for the freedom of slaves, he was slaughtering them because they - and their owners - were vampires. Who killed his mom. And so he used his platform to get revenge on a man - or a group of men - who messed with his mum and pa. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. ... Are we sure this isn't a biopic on the lives of George Bush, Sr., and George W. Bush? /> First, when I watched the trailer, I was all like 'huh?' And then halfway through it, I was like, 'Wait ... what?' but now (after watching it twice), I'm kind of like 'Hmm. OK.' Also, the final words on the screen - "Are you a patriot or a vampire?" Is that some kind of play on Democrats and Republicans? Or maybe just poking fun at the Twilight franchise's vampires versus werewolves thing? Was Abe Lincoln a werewolf? A terrorist? Or was he maybe a Democrat in disguise? Blood-suckers and all that? I don't know. I'm reac...

Guess There’s No Denying They’re Dating Then, Huh?

photo of casper smart and jennifer lopez glowing perfume ad pictures photos But I gotta ask - does she really think all that much of boyfriend Casper Smart's looks (or body ... or big honking old skull tattoo) that she's just got to (allegedly) feature him in her new perfume ad for 'Glowing'? And what's with that, anyhow? Why do all of Jennifer Lopez's perfumes have to be about being all shiny and shit? 'Glow', 'Miami Glow', 'Deseo' - which rhymes with Glow, 'Blue Glow', 'Love at First Glow', 'Glow After Dark', 'My Glow', 'Sunkissed Glow', 'La Glow' ... Do I really need ...

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is About to Be A Big Deal

A photo of Liam Hemsworth This is, as you could very possibly already know, the lucky young man who is dating Miley Cyrus. His name is Liam Hemsworth, and currently, his biggest claims to fame are dating Miley, natch, costarring with Miley in The Last Song, and receiving a cake shaped like a penis for his birthday. However, Liam's star is about to shine a whole lot brighter, because he's starring in the movie adaptation of a book you might have heard about called The Hunger Games, which is apparently going to be a very, ver...

Kim Kardashian Wants Her Next Wedding to Be “Very Private, No Cameras”

A photo of Kim Kardashian You read that headline right, Kim Kardashian is already talking about her next wedding. Is that weird? She announced her divorce a little over 100 days ago, and for her to already be doing some preliminary planning, that's ... well, I think that's strange. Of course there are lots of girls who dream about weddings and true love and all that, but don't you think it would be wise to focus on your next relationship, or, I don't know, finalizing your divorce before you think anything about a wedding...

Mel C Just Ruined 2012

Do you remember those rumors about a Spice Girls reunion? Mel B hinted that the most glorious girl group of all time might get back together to perform at the Queen's Jubilee concert, and the preteen girl inside all of our hearts began crying hysterically and hyperventilating and hooking up the VCR to watch Spice World. It was a beautiful time in our lives, wasn't it? Well, it's not so beautiful anymore, because Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm has taken it upon herself to pull down her stupid athletic pants and shit all over our hopes and dreams. Or, more spe...

Crystal Renn, the “Plus-Sized” Model, Does the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

photo of crystal renn sports illustrated 2012 pictures photos pics You guys know Crystal Renn? We've talked about her a bit here before. If not, Crystal, meet the readers; readers, meet Crystal. Crystal is a former plus-sized model who's run the gamut of sizes ranging from 00 to 16. Most recently, she's settled at a size "six or eight," where she feels most comfortable. And I agree - there's nothing more amicable than splitting the difference, right? Well a lot of people are up in arms because Crystal Renn isn't-but-is still considered plus-size. She most recently posed for the Sports Illustrated Swimsu...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot kate upton pictures photos pics Scarlett Johansson's trying to cover up her cellulite. [The Superficial] Angelina Jolie, crying all over the place. [Lainey Gossip] Lil Wayne is engaged and expecting (another) baby. [Starpulse] Kellan Lutz: gay or not? [Socialite Life] Guess who's pregnant! [Lainey Gossip] Randy Travis can't believe they're taking him to jail. [TMZ] Ali Lohan borrowed some of Lindsay's lips. [Celebslam] Jeff Goldblum frequented brothels at age 13. [Seriously OMG] Nancy Grace suspects foul p...

And Now, Videos with Puppies

Conan O'Brien recently recast his late-night talk show with puppies. The set---complete with wittle chairs and an itty-bitty desk---is an exact miniature. Watch for an appearance by Puppy Lady Gaga! D'aaaawwww. Introducing "Lana Dog Rey" (via Best Week Ever). Finally, live-action Lady and the Tramp (via Seriously? OMG!)....
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