Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and – dare I say it – kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole “moving forward” thing seems pretty genuine, and I’m really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I’m kind of impressed by his discretion – unless, of course, I’m mistaking it for total fear that a severed Khloe head might end up on his pillow, and that’s what’s keeping his lips sealed about how big of a fake bitch Kim Kardashian and her mom really are. In either case, smooth move, dude.