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Quotables: Jenny McCarthy Wants Jim Carrey Back

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“I don’t care if they have a big nose. I don’t care if they’re bald. [I just want someone who’s] really sweet and who’s a perfect reflection of who I am now.”

No, I’m kidding; she doesn’t want Jim Carrey back (and he doesn’t have a big nose, duh – that should have been your first indicator). She’s actually just a vapid sort of twat who doesn’t want to be in a relationship with someone who’s more famous than her. See?:

“The first thing is, when it’s not fun any more, you need to start investigating and do an inquiry into the relationship… My identification wasn’t caught up [in] being a celebrity’s … girlfriend.”

That was McCarthy‘s reason (for real) as to why she and Jim Carrey, who she dated for five years and lived with, too, broke up so suddenly. She got sick and tired of not being the famous one in the relationship, and wanted to move on to less-famous dudes so she could continue to have her moments in the spotlight. I’m betting, though, that she’s going to have trouble finding guys that are less famous than she is, though, because really – who the f*ck is Jenny McCarthy these days anyway? Ugh.

Is Jenny being as big a dick as I’m feeling, or am I just seriously in some massive Jim Carrey defense mode here?

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  • Hmm. I watched this red-carpet (?) interview on Access Hollywood. The interviewer did ask her why she’s been so unlucky in love. McCarthy pointed out that she is from Chicago’s South Side—I know this is true, because I am friends with her cousin—and she said she really misses hardworkin’, meat-and-potatoes Midwesterners. She added that she is sick of dudes from LA and will never, ever date a dude who wears makeup. The interviewer, a dude, was like, WHAT NO MAKEUP WHAT, and he asked her about looks, and McCarthy was like, oh, who cares, and then she gave that really weird quote up top. In context it was really cute but, oh god OK I just looked at the Daily Mail link and every “cute” quote is absolutely harrowing in print.

  • Not being a celeb myself, I certainly can see not wanting to be with someone famous. The pressure of constant scrutiny would be too much, and it would be easy to forget what is important in life.

  • It’s only a matter of time before people dont know who she is anymore. Whereas with Jim, people would be reminded of her every time she does an appearance with him. Oh well, good luck to… oh… what was her name?