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I Could Be Wrong, But I *Think* Lindsay Did More Crap to Her Face

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Why!? I mean, seriously, WHY? Lindsay Lohan, prior to becoming a gross, cracked-out, surgery-addled mess, was amazingly gorgeous. She was like the girl next door, just way, way, way hotter. I loved everything about her from her pretty, shiny red hair to her normal-looking boobs, to her cute, upturned nose and her lovely mouth. Now? Her pretty, shiny red hair is thinned out, dull, and breaking from years of bleaching, her normal-looking boobs are almost off-putting on her too-small frame, her cute, upturned nose is inflamed from so much nasal candy, and her mouth? Don’t even get me started on that monstrosity. I’m sad, I’m grossed out, I’m mad, and I’m disappointed. It’s official – the real Lindsay Lohan’s not coming back any time soon, so we’re just going to have to accept it.

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