Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blind Item: Which Famous Couple Doesn’t Have Sex?

See, this blind item is neat because I’m pretty sure I’ve got it, and also because it explains a story I told you guys this week. So let’s get right to it:

This A list movie actress who got her start way back in the day on television and then did some more along the way, let it slip the other day that she and her always a B list (for one role in particular) movie actor husband have not had sex in almost five years. It is kind of ironic if you think about it.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, and there ain’t no way you can tell me different.

See, this would explain why Sarah seemed so crazy with David Letterman the other night, and also why she flipped out with that security guard tried to give her a friendly little kiss: it had been so long since she’d received any sort of physical affection that she just couldn’t grasp what was happening. And these two have had rumored marital struggles for years, and it seems like this would be a pretty good reason for it.


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  • Well, her and Matty did have a surrogate mother deliver their twins.

    She was voted Maxim’s 2007 unsexiest woman alive.

    *shrug* they did have a son together, so maybe she just didn’t like being pregnant.

    If it is them, though, I bet it could be either one of them. Matty’s pretty messed up too.