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Love It or Leave It: Zooey Deschanel Is Too Pretty for This

A photo of Zooey Deschanel

Sometimes, or, well, a lot of times, celebrities will put something on their bodies (clothes, not semen), and my only reaction is “why?” There’s this confused, lost little lamb look that goes along with it, and if it’s really bad, a genuine pouty face, but that’s the gist. And that whole sequence is exactly what took place when I saw this picture of Zooey Deschanel at the Our Idiot Brother premiere.

I love Zooey Deschanel. Love, love, love her. I love her music, I think she’s insanely gorgeous, I simply adore her. But this dress? It’s not right. I’m sorry, but it’s not. I think Zooey’s the kind of pretty girl who should just stick with ultra simple clothing items, you know, like nice jeans or potato sacks, because all these frills and possibly homicidal neck ruffles just take away from that magical natural beauty, right?

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