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Bradley Cooper: Attractive AND Bilingual

I’m going to let you guys in on a secret.  Ready?  Even though I am way in love with my boyfriend, Zach Galifianakis, I also find Bradley Cooper really, really attractive.  Is that horrible of me? The attraction part, not the out of touch with reality part.

Anyway, I don’t speak a lick of French, so I have no clue what Bradley is saying.  You might complain that this isn’t that much of a story, and to that, I say that you can suck it, for it is my birthday, Bradley Cooper is enchanting, and I live my life on my own terms.

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  • Holy crap – that was impressive. Most Americans come out of school barely speaking English, much less being fluent in another language. And what is sexier than French? Mais oui!

  • He’s saying that he learned french in the south of France: he was at the university there, living in a family that can speak only french, so it was an obligation, and he feels lucky about that.