Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Blank Stare Edition

Today’s Tweets come with a side of good advice!  Now, you might not know this, but I’m a pretty awkward person.  I’m horrible at talking to people – I get nervous, and if I start talking at all then I ramble forever and eventually just start making noises – and a lot of times to avoid talking to people, I employ the classic blank stare.  I’m sure you guys know the move I’m talking about, but to clarify, I’m going to use a few Tweets as examples.

Thought:  Why are you telling me about sharting, that’s disgusting.  And why are you laughing about it?  And why did you even mention the castle?  Ugh, get it together, Ke$ha.

Action:  blank stare.

Thought: I don’t care to discuss breakfast foods with you, Lamar.  I appreciate you asking, but I’d rather just be left alone to fuck around on YouTube or paint my nails or basically anything besides this idle chitchat.

Action: blank stare.

Thought:  I have no idea what you’re trying to say to me, Erykah.  Clearly you have lost your mind, or the ability to communicate in an understandable fashion. You better call Tyrone – hey, has anyone ever told you that?

Action: blank stare

See what I mean?  If you ever just don’t have the energy or spirit or desire to speak to someone when they try to speak to you, a good long blank stare will get the message across with minimal effort on your part.  You’re welcome!


Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.