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“When I was 17, I was going around touring around the world performing, and for the kickoff for one of our tours, I was eating the food that gave me food poisoning. So I got, like, midway through the show, and I just remember my stomach starting bubbling. So I just remember dancing and onstage in the midst of all that, I … is it like sharted? The crowd didn’t know it, and I had like an outfit change coming up, so I said, ‘Yeah, I can hold it out one more song,’ and this is real disgusting and too descriptive, it was just … I just remember it running down my leg.”
-Chris Brown, in his upcoming episode of the MTV show When I Was 17.
This couldn’t make any more sense considering that Chris is, figuratively, a pretty shitty person. Makes sense that it’s literal, too. And hey, I think he just got Fergie off the hook for peeing her pants on stage for like, life.
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Why did he feel the need to tell us this? Obviously no one knew, so he didn’t need to explain anything. Is this him trying to prove what a dedicated artist he is?
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omg!!! no he didnt
lol yea… was this statement supposed to get him more fans or something? yikes thats gross.
and so what if he need the toilet, it shows how dedicated and how much he loves his fans. TEAM BREEZY all the way!!!!!
I just shat my pants as well!
I want to know what performance that was. lol