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9Quotables: Chris Brown Crapped His Pants on Stage

“When I was 17, I was going around touring around the world performing, and for the kickoff for one of our tours, I was eating the food that gave me food poisoning. So I got, like, midway through the show, and I just remember my stomach starting bubbling. So I just remember dancing and onstage in the midst of all that, I … is it like sharted? The crowd didn’t know it, and I had like an outfit change coming up, so I said, ‘Yeah, I can hold it out one more song,’ and this is real disgusting and too descriptive, it was just … I just remember it running down my leg.”

-Chris Brown, in his upcoming episode of the MTV show When I Was 17.

This couldn’t make any more sense considering that Chris is, figuratively, a pretty shitty person. Makes sense that it’s literal, too. And hey, I think he just got Fergie off the hook for peeing her pants on stage for like, life.

May 14, 2011 at 7:00 am by Molls
Filed Under: Chris Brown

9 Responses to “Quotables: Chris Brown Crapped His Pants on Stage”

  1. pufinstuf says:

    Why did he feel the need to tell us this? Obviously no one knew, so he didn’t need to explain anything. Is this him trying to prove what a dedicated artist he is?

  2. Haily says:


  3. kate wilson says:

    omg!!! no he didnt

  4. nake says:

    lol yea… was this statement supposed to get him more fans or something? yikes thats gross.

  5. Poonam says:

    and so what if he need the toilet, it shows how dedicated and how much he loves his fans. TEAM BREEZY all the way!!!!!

  6. Sanna says:

    I just shat my pants as well!

  7. Anonymous says:

    I want to know what performance that was. lol

  8. I Smell Poop says:

    When he was in forth grade, Harry Connick Jr was stuck in the toilet stall unable to wipe his butt. The teacher refused, so the Assistant Principle did the dirty job. This is a true story.

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