“When I was 17, I was going around touring around the world performing, and for the kickoff for one of our tours, I was eating the food that gave me food poisoning. So I got, like, midway through the show, and I just remember my stomach starting bubbling. So I just remember dancing and onstage in the midst of all that, I … is it like sharted? The crowd didn’t know it, and I had like an outfit change coming up, so I said, ‘Yeah, I can hold it out one more song,’ and this is real disgusting and too descriptive, it was just … I just remember it running down my leg.”
This couldn’t make any more sense considering that Chris is, figuratively, a pretty shitty person. Makes sense that it’s literal, too. And hey, I think he just got Fergie off the hook for peeing her pants on stage for like, life.