Mar 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm by Sarah

Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?

Hah. I thought not.

Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She’s always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as “clumsy” as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself — she’s totally someone I could get down with.

More celebrities falling all over themselves below.

8 Responses to “Fergie’s London London Bridge Wanna Go Down Like … a Sack of Potatoes.”

  1. claire says:

    this is a woefully badly written post.
    Must you use the world “girlfriend” in every post?
    She’s is an abbreviation of she is. There is no reason for clumsy to go in quotation marks. Every sentence reads badly.

    • shel says:

      Clumsy is in quotations because she has a song by that name. The grammar in this post is not half as bad as the ones Molls writes. Plus, might I add, for someone who is calling Sarah out on her bad grammar yours is despicable.

  2. Jessica says:

    I keep watching it over and over and I keep giggling just as hard. I’m an awful pesron..

  3. Anonymous says:

    The Britney Spears one is inapproriate. When a child is at risk because she is being showed at all sides, is not the same as stupid clumsy people take a spill.

    Why does this website take a dig at her at every post.

    LEAVE HER ALONE

    • Ellen says:

      She wasn’t being shoved, you asshole, do you even read celebrity gossip? she’s just clumsy. Go and google the story.

      As for your TYPING IN CAPS, OH BOY, WE KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS NOW IF YOU’RE BREAKING OUT THE ALL CAPS TYPING.

      • Anonymous says:

        The last sentence is in all caps you blind moron.

        You’re a fucking idiot. The fucking paparazzi kept taking pictures of her and getting in her way. Like a fucking mother would be that clumsy.

        Idiot.

      • Anonymous says:

        You retard she was writing in caps to make a point.

  4. Forfuckssake says:

    Claire:

    she’s is also an abbreviation of she has… And that means (adding on the Shel’s point) that your post was all wrong.. Stop picking fights. My grammar isn’t perfect and neither is yours. Get a life.

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