Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Man, Wouldn’t it Be So Poetic if Brad Pitt Was Cheating on Angelina Jolie?

photo of star magazine cover brad pitt and angelina jolie divorce pictures Now, before we even open this delicious can of worms, let it be known that the source is Star magazine, and 99.9% of their 'stories' are about as legit as the ones I tell when I'm whacked out on Tylenol PM at nine o'clock at night. But this? Was way too much fun to pass up. Sources at the magazine are claiming that Brad Pitt is hooking up with co-star Bella Heathcote, a new find for the movie Cogan's Trade (which sounds like it's gonna suck, but is being filmed in New Orleans, so there's...

Jared Leto IS Kurt Cobain

So this past Tuesday was the 17th death anniversary of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, and for me, it kind of passed without much notice. My husband is a hardcore Nirvana fan and I am not (sometimes I wonder what I see in him at all - I'm totally kidding, he's really great in bed), and we were talking yesterday about how fucking old we both felt knowing that Kurt Cobain was made to eat a gun almost two decades ago. Old, right? OLD. Anyway, 30 Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto (or if you remember Kurt Cobain's 'suicide,' My So-Called Life's Jared Leto) did some kind of pseudo-audition tape for a Kurt Cobain biopic that he's hoping will be made so he could star in it. This? Was the result. I actually thought it was pretty good. What do you guys think of Leto as Cobain? I mean, I always thought Jared was a pretty OK actor, and really, who would do nineties-grunge better than Jordan Catalano (aside from Kurt Cobain, but guys? He's dead). Love it? Hate it? Are you still crying about Cobain today? /> So this past Tuesday was the 17th death anniversary of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, and for me, it kind of passed without much notice. My husband is a hardcore Nirvana fan and I am not (sometimes I wonder what I see in him at all - I'm totally kidding, he's really great in bed), and we were talking yesterday about how fucking old we both felt knowing that Kurt Cobain was made to eat a gun almost two decades ago. Old, right? OLD. Anyway, 30 Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto (or if you remember Kurt...

Hey Look, It’s Heidi Montag

recent picture of heidi montag plastic surgery pictures photos So I don't know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter) equivalent to Spencer Pratt. It's supposed to be something about a bunch of tools opening a restaurant, but I have a feeling that it's going to be way more than something that simple. You'll all have to fill me in, because I'm certain I'm going to have better things to do - like re-oiling my dutch oven or something. Check out Heidi in the g...

So Was I the Only One Who Thought Ryan Gosling Wasn’t Going to Do ‘Mainstream’ Movies Anymore?

I mean, wasn't that one of the reasons that he and Rachel McAdams split to begin with? Because he thought she was selling out, and he was trying to stay hip and cool in the indie film industry? I mean, fuck, you won't hear me complain too much: you can only watch Lars and the Real Girl so many times before your soul cries for the caliber of movie like The Notebook again, so I understand, Ryan. Everybody needs a paycheck, and now you should get back together with Rachel McAdams so she doesn't marry that goon-looking dude that molests her in public because he's shocked and amazed that he can get such a hot chick. Now's your chance, man, move on in! Oh, and hell's bells, doesn't this movie look just SUPER?! /> I mean, wasn't that one of the reasons that he and Rachel McAdams split to begin with? Because he thought she was selling out, and he was trying to stay hip and cool in the indie film industry? I mean, fuck, you won't hear me complain too much: you can only watch Lars and the Real Girl so many times before your soul cries for the caliber of movie like The Notebook again, so I understand, Ryan. Everybody needs a paycheck, and now you should get back together with Rachel McAdams so she doesn't...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of hot almost naked karina smirnoff pictures photos The Teen Moms really need to just stay home and take care of their kids, and stop parading around in bikinis from Walmart, you know? [The Superficial] Helen Mirren and Russell Brand: why are they so fucking creepy? [Lainey Gossip] FBI files are pointing to one man for the Biggie Smalls murder. [Bossip] Jennifer Garner looks much better without that parasite Ben Affleck. [ICYDK] Is Jessica Alba going to be a math teacher? [Pajiba] Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis as a goddess, she says ......

Nicki Minaj Poses With Her Mouth Open and Ass Out in ‘Elle’

Elle Magazine's special music issue has three cover girls and they just so happen to be three of my favorite ladies ever: Nicki Minaj, Robyn and Gwen Stefani. Sarah showed you some of the best stuff from Gwen's cover and interview yesterday and today I've got all the pics from Nicki's issue. What's the difference between Kim Kardashian posing like this in a magazine and Nicki? Well, Nicki's got a lot of other things going on, like, "a set of skills" and "a career based on her actual talent." But yeah, her ass is ...

Tina Fey Answers The Proust Questionnaire, Also Has Some Big News

Tina Fey's the freakin' coolest. We all loved her on SNL, we love her on 30 Rock and Mean Girls is pretty much the best thing to happen to any of us (but especially Lindsay Lohan.) She took her turn answering Vanity Fair's famous Proust Questionnaire, a standard personality questionnaire that the magazine regularly runs with different celebs in the hot seat. Without further ado, here are Tina's answers from the VF website: What is your current state of mind? On the verge of nervous exhaus...

Kim Kardashian Does ‘Cosmopolitan UK’, Still Has Nothing To Talk About But Her Ass

Kim Kardashian just did the cover of Cosmopolitan UK and the girl looks good. She also has absolutely nothing else to bring to the table, so like, she'd better look good. I skimmed Kim's interview, but didn't get much further than this little anecdote about her teen years, "I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, 'Hey, everyone has a butt. It’s not that big a deal!' But I suppose it’s flattering. Personally, I’ve always loved the cur...

Quotables: Natalie Portman Used to Love Smoking Weed

"I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. I'm too old. I wish I was that cool, but I'm like an old lady now. I'm in bed by 10pm. I can't do that anymore." If you prefer smoking cigarettes, https://discountsmokes.co/ offers various products at discounted rates. -Natalie Portman, admitting she used to love to blow trees back in the day, in an interview about her new movie, Your Highness. Natalie Portman's what, 30-years-old? She may be pregnant, but too o...

Hey, Teenagers! Even Halle Berry Needed a Nose Job!

Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but did you know that she had a nose job? I didn't even suspect it until I saw an old picture of her and thought to myself, "Hmmm.. something about  her face in this photo looks more like, I dunno, a regular human being instead of a specimen." Yup, if you browse through the gallery below, you'll see that, much like many naturally beautiful stars, Halle's had a little bit of work done. While a simple nose job isn't as offensive as some o...

David Arquette is Going to Get His Heart Broken SO HARD

See that photo of the whole Cox-Arquette gang standing in front of Cinderella's Castle at Disney World together? David Tweeted that yesterday with the caption, "Disney World really is the most Magical Place on Earth." Now, if that was a photo of just him and his daughter or just his daughter or even just him or maybe one the guy who dresses like Mickey with his costume head off taking a swig out of a flask behind a dumpster, I wouldn't think anything of it. But because it's a photo of him...

InStyle’s New ‘Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover’ Game is The Stuff

While snooping around on the Internet this morning, I came across InStyle.com's new "Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover" game, and now I'm officially obsessed. I took a picture of myself (yes, I really sit around my apartment in a tie-dye crew neck champion sweatshirt and no makeup all day) in my Mac's Photobooth, outlined my face using their handy little system and then went to work restyling myself as some of my favorite celebs. As you can see in the gallery, I don't make a very good Beyo...