Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Christina …

photo of christina aguilera post jail pictures

I don’t know whether to point and laugh, have a vom session at the nearest loo, or pity the fuck out of her, but both the first and third options are sounding pretty good right about now (I’ve only had coffee this morning so far, and have you ever chucked just coffee? It’s actually really unpleasant).

Above you see the first post-arrest pictures of Christina Aguilera, who was recently arrested or taken in or something for being so wasted that she didn’t know her own name.  And guys?  She’s looking embarrassed, swollen, and like she’s only now just coming off of a forty-five day bender.

Congrats, girl. You’re just in time for lent.

How long do you think it’ll be before she hits the big time and goes to rehab?

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